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上班无聊吗? 来小部落"狼城"(紫旗) 聊聊天吧。 真心朋友,没要求没压力,欢迎新人。
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Hahaha
 
INSTALLING HUSBAND !!!

A woman writes to the IT Technical support ,,,

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such as NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do? 

Signed,,,,


REPLY 

DEAR Madam, 

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. 

Please enter command: I thoughtyoulovedme. html and try to downloadTears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. 
If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.. 

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband1.0 to default to Silence 2.5 or Beer 6.1. 
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Snoring Loudly Beta. 

Whatever you do, DO NOT in any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.) 

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software 
to improve memory and performance. 
We recommend: Cooking 3.0 and Good Looks 7.7. 

Good Luck Madam!!!
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This is skill!
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True statement
 
#MIUI: Gamers Will Know
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Wow...
 
This is probably going to be the cutest thing you see on the Internet all day. 

But it begs the question--can prairie dogs be kept as pets? 

Here's the answer: http://to.ehow.com/1fagtI2
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I found this great document scanning app #SDScanner. I use it to scan my notes and receipts, OCR scans, scan to PDF and share scans super easy. Premium features unlocked exclusively for early downloaders. Check it out: https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.softxpert.sds
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This gotta be the art of the white angry birds in real life...
 
Well...
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Aiming cheat in real life! But why Linux paired with iPad?!
 
Linux-powered rifle at CES2013

a) Linux really is everywhere
2) an auto aiming rifle
c) no srsly a Linux powered auto firing rifle?!?!!?
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  • University of Southern California
    Business, 2003 - 2007
  • Copenhagen Business School
    International Business, 2006 - 2006
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