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The day's not over, but this will clearly win spam of the day in my inbox. Maybe I can hope for some of these "Bad dreams":


From: Tarsam Hayre [mailto:porphet1989@gmail.com]
Sent: Monday, October 17, 2011 2:57 PM
Subject: Re: Cure To Your Problems.

Dear Beloved,

I am sorry for the inconvenience this email will give you but i will appreciate if you can make out time to go through my message.

My name is Tarsam Hayre i have the cure of HIV/aids, cancer, barrenness, diabetes, heart problems, spiritual attack, Bad dreams like swimming, eating, dancing, having sex in the dream, etc.

For success in examinations,interview,lottery games,court cases and any kind of spiritual assistance we are there for you.

If you have or you know anyone with the above problems mentioned kindly contact us immediately or send us your phone number.

Remember every king or queen needs a prophet.

Looking forward to hear from you.

Tarsam Hayre
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You would have thought the spirits would have helped with the miss spelling of the email address.
 
That's about the same crap pharma companies are selling. According to them I have 6 conditions that I need a pill for. The only difference is the Pharma companies have better ads and creative copy. 
 
"Bad dreams are made of this,
Who am I to disagree?"
 
When I think of bad dreams, I don't usually think of eating, drinking, swimming, or having sex. 
 
Yeah, anytime that happens in a dream I consider it a winner!

My favorite of all time had the subject line "necrotic jezikah scorn", no clue what it was selling, but the subject was so poetic I had to keep it.
 
Is a "spiritual attack" like a panic attack, only you are suddenly overcome with the uncontrollable desire to pray?
 
Bad dreams like...Having sex...?? Would prefer that than dreaming about work.
 
I'm in for three.

...wait, what?
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