The day's not over, but this will clearly win spam of the day in my inbox. Maybe I can hope for some of these "Bad dreams":
From: Tarsam Hayre [mailto:firstname.lastname@example.org]
Sent: Monday, October 17, 2011 2:57 PM
Subject: Re: Cure To Your Problems.
I am sorry for the inconvenience this email will give you but i will appreciate if you can make out time to go through my message.
My name is Tarsam Hayre i have the cure of HIV/aids, cancer, barrenness, diabetes, heart problems, spiritual attack, Bad dreams like swimming, eating, dancing, having sex in the dream, etc.
For success in examinations,interview,lottery games,court cases and any kind of spiritual assistance we are there for you.
If you have or you know anyone with the above problems mentioned kindly contact us immediately or send us your phone number.
Remember every king or queen needs a prophet.
Looking forward to hear from you.