You & me need to write a book about how to f*** up businesses. My resume (please don't chuck it in the bin just yet) includes 20 different employers in 24 years working, 4 firings, 2 redundancies, several places that won't give me a reference and a trail of sobbing managers, incinerated bridges and undiscovered mischief.
I think we need to reach out to desk-jockies of the world and get them into our office fight club tactics :C)
50% kidding (people shouldn't follow my advice) and 50% thinking the Bravo Two Zero Office Handbook could be a winner. My pen name? Randy McNob