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Dave Gold
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Attended Rancocas Valley Regional High School
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Batman VS Superman. Who will lose?
The audience. 
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On a scale of One to Ten, you're a Seven of Nine! 
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I'm a Physical Fatness expert. 
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Happy Eastover! 
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I'm born,raised and educated in Philly. Very Jewish and married40years to John the (baptist).. We live in South Carolina and I love the the Happy Eastover.. It cracked me up & wondered if there is something similar for Christmas and Hannuka..Can't get my spelling right, but i'm sure you know what I mean.. Thanks for the laugh, for we all need more of that!! fran griffin
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If I had a dollar for every time a woman turned me down for a date, I'd have enough money that they'd all suddenly want to date me. 
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When one door closes, break in through the window. 
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My reality check bounced... 
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My shoes are too tight. But it doesn't matter, because I've forgotten how to dance... 
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That would imply that you once DID know how to dance.
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Cashier: "Hi. How're you today?"
Me: "Pretty good. And you?"
Cashier: (10 minute dissertation on being short staffed, and rude customers)
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When I was a kid, my parents took me on family trips.

Now all I get are guilt trips. 
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Immortality is worth dying for.
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Ah..paradise
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Good things come to those who wait.
Except for when the cashier at Walmart turns her light off when you're about to set your groceries down.
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Have him in circles
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  • Rancocas Valley Regional High School
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Professional Actor and Voice Over Artist
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    Professional Actor, present
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