Rick Perry Hopes Combination of Wearing Glasses and Not Talking Will Mak...
“After the 2012 Republican primary, we knew that we needed to solve what we called the Governor’s smartness problem.”
Zuckerberg Vows Facebook Will Shoot Down Google Drones
Mark Zuckerberg announced plans to build a global network of satellites capable of incinerating Google drones in midair.
Darrell Issa Commits A Treasonous High Crime By Leaking Sensitive Obamac...
According to Rep. Elijah Cummings (D-MD), Darrell Issa has jeopardized the security of the ACA website by leaking sensitive Obamacare docume
Issa Subpoenas Seven Million Americans Who Signed Up for Obamacare
“If you signed up for Obamacare, you have a lot of explaining to do,” he said.
Sheldon Adelson Says No Republican Candidate Worth Buying
Casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson met several 2016 G.O.P. candidates available for purchase over the weekend.
Sarah Palin: nukes are best Putin containment strategy
National Harbor (United States) — Sarah Palin offered unsolicited advice Saturday to President Barack Obama on containing Russian aggression
Putin Receives Strong Words of Support in Ninety-Minute Conversation wit...
Buoyed by last night’s positive dialogue, Putin said he planned to have many such conversations in the days ahead.
Michael Dunn verdict: What it says about race in America today
The partial verdict in the trial of Michael Dunn for the shooting death of black teen Jordan Davis in Florida – like the George Zimmerman ca
Rand Paul: Hillary Could Be Derailed by Little-known Lewinsky Affair
“When the American people find out about this, it’s going to blow their minds.”
Rick Perry Lures Washington State Residents to Texas with Thriving Death...
The news, reshuffled by Andy Borowitz.
Russian Police Choir Gets Awkward, Sings 'Get Lucky' at Sochi | Underwir...
BREAKING IMPORTANT NEWS: The Russian Police Choir performed Daft Punk's "Get Lucky" during the opening ceremony of the Winter Olympics. It w
Sochi Hotel Guests Complain About Topless Portraits of Putin in Rooms at...
Said Mr. Klugian, “I did not travel thousands of miles just to be grossed out.”
Christie Asks for Public's Patience While He Comes Up with New Story
“All I ask is that the people of the great state of New Jersey give me sufficient time to explain my way out of this.”
California drought prompts first-ever 'zero water allocation'
Officials Friday said that for the first time ever, the State Water Project that helps supply a majority of Californians may be unable to ma