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Der Herr Dr. Bratwurst
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Immensely relevant.

Two party system with gerrymandered districts, how's that working for you, U.S.? Bet you're feeling some deep buyer's remorse these days.

#AnythingButAWastedVote

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I'm sure Ike's grave has been humming constantly for years now.

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As that lawyer aphorism goes, the difference between impropriety real or perceived is non-existent. These United States are well on a trajectory toward becoming a banana republic.

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Was doing some anticipatory refection in the run-up to the new Alien franchise member, Covenant. The canon posits that a Xenomorph acquires genetic characteristics of its host. Thus follows a query: what existent terrestrial creature would produce the scariest offspring when implanted by a face-hugger?

I'll venture a guess: A swan or turkey. They can fly, are sufficiently large, and are already vicious motherfuckers.
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