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life is not a race. in fact, it's much closer to a demolition derby.
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Going to a fancy event. It's rare to see me in a suit.
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Music stories are the best.  I had some good times when I was younger.  Now I'm slightly older and have a full time job and can't travel to shows as much but I always make sure my little brother gets to do what I was able to just a few short years ago.  Cheers Nika and thanks for sharing.
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I prefer my old companions but I still lol'd
 
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I laughed entirely too hard at this but it was dead on.....
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I'd say that's fairly accurate
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This seems pretty cool.  I always did have an issue with not being able to get a full range of motion from those art store figures.
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I'm loving this #Nexus7 update
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What new features does it have ?
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Self portrait (sans piercings) using AutoDesk SketchbookPro while at the Flying Saucer.
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Got a Droid Moto X yesterday. So far I really like it.
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I thoroughly enjoyed this series and this is the final season of Video Game High School.  If you haven't seen the first two seasons, you can find them both on YouTube or Netflix.  If you like what you seen, throw a couple bucks towards completion of Season 3.  Game on. 
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I chuckle when Anne Coulter says (cigarette) smokers die young.  Most do not.  Also, smokers tend to take more breaks during the workday otherwise they may have withdraw symptoms.  As for alcohol, in small quantities it can be beneficial but to say that alcohol is good for you is misleading.  Marijuana usage may increase if made legal but her over generalization of "potheads" does not make her argument valid.  The idea that a pothead is always inebriated to the point they cannot function has some merit to it in the same way that an alcoholic cannot function (when drunk) but both substances can be used minimally allowing the user to complete tasks given.  That being said, I'd prefer employees sober at work regardless of their choice of intoxicants.
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this just reminds me of my brother
 

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