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Brian Simon
A Zen Christian Pseudogeek with a Paladin Complex.
A Zen Christian Pseudogeek with a Paladin Complex.
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Huh. That wasn't supposed to be bold.  It was supposed to be bookended in asterisks.  In any case, good response.  Reasonable, didn't require you to bash him (too badly).  I approve.  (Not that you need my approval.)

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I have never...

... watched E.T.
... had a broken bone.
... owned a copy of Angry Birds.
... read a romance novel in its entirety.
... been drunk.
... owned a Matchbox car (though I've owned many Hot Wheels).
... played organized Laser Tag.
... seen any of the Twilight movies.
... smoked marijuana (or abused any other drugs, for that matter).
... watched the ball drop on New Year's Eve.

This isn't a bucket list, of course. There are plenty of things here I'll never do. I'll never be drunk, nor will I do drugs. I'll never read a romance novel, nor do I have any desire to watch Twilight. I can't guarantee I'll never break a bone, but here's hoping! Matchbox cars just seem cheap compared to Hot Wheels. Someone my size is just way too much of a target for Laser Tag. I couldn't care less about the ball on New Year's Eve. I played Angry Birds once, but found it boring.

But most of all, I will never, not in a thousand lifetimes, watch E.T.
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