So on September 11th, at 10:00 A.M. Eastern Time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist effort. All patriotic men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their houses to demonstrate their support for the women and to prove that they are not Muslim terrorist sympathizers.
Since Islam also does not approve of alcohol, a cold 6-pack at your side is further proof of your patriotism.
The American government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti-terrorist activity.
If you don't share this, you're a terrorist-sympathizer.
His name should get drudged through the airwaves.
"they don`t understand sarcasm"
"don`t take me so seriously"
can you imagine how another country is gonna take the crap that comes outta his lips?
- disabledjack of all trades, master of many
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