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DL Greenlee
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Former Texas Peace Officer turned writer.
Former Texas Peace Officer turned writer.

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Future President DL Greenlee Makes Whataburger The Official Burger Of The United States...

Future President DL Greenlee stated that, "...without any doubt whatsoever, Whataburger's, Whataburger will be the official burger of the United States of America. Within seconds of being inaugurated my first order of business will be to order a Whataburger with cheese, all the way with mustard, not mayo. Second order of business will be to ship several million Whataburgers to India in place of financial aid...wait one of my cronies, uh advisors, Bob Fillups of Texas Rural Reporter just reminded me that I promised him  the Hungerbuster from Dairy Queen would be the official U.S. Burger.
 Standby America I will get back to you soon regarding this all important issue of telling y'all what you are going to eat, I promise. Me, the Cuisine Congress and the Savory Senate will be forming a cornucopia of committees to deal with this issue. In the meantime I'll be headin' over to Taco Casa where I will be crunching tacos and reading my latest AINTRIGHT, THE SERIES episode available for FREE  at dlgreenlee.com."
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BROKEN BREAKING NEWS FROM PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE DL GREENLEE! If Elected PREZ I Promise To Break My Promises!

"I take back every promise I made in my post announcing my bid for PREZ, and I'm spending every dollar you donate to my  campaign fund on frivolous, fun things for me. So keep donating. If you don't I shoot you!

Si, that shows you I know how the stinking government works. So you should vote for me my friends...if you don't I shoot you! If it makes you feel better, go to my stinking website, dlgreenlee.com, and steal a FREE story. Jest don't let me catch you or I shoot you!
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BREAKING NEWS FOR 2015! TEXAS WRITER DL GREENLEE RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT!
DL Greenlee announced the following: "After giving it very little thought and realizing I have absolutely no idea how to do the job, I've decided to rush in without thinking and run for President in 2016. That already makes me more qualified than any other candidate.

I promise to be fair and offend everyone, deregulate everything, defund the government and find all of Congress, the Senate and the IRS jobs in Mexico. I'll declare war on Canada to put an end to all the trouble they've been causing. Of course it would just be me charging their border on a stick horse because the gov't is DEFUNDED. To contribute to my campaign go to dlgreenlee.com, where I'm selling stories for FREE to raise money. Maybe I do know how to run the government. Find out more at dlgreenlee.com
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Writing a new serial fiction, AINTRIGHT: THE SERIES. Episode One, AINTRIGHT: AN IDIOT WITH A GUN is free at www.dlgreenlee.com.  A newly retired couple traveling across country in their motorhome make a planned stop in Aintright, Texas. Arriving late in the evening they follow the self check-in procedures at the Aintright RV Park and settle in for the night. When an idiot with a gun flees from his RV, what happens next "Aintright."
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