Drug of Choice A: Funny, Dramatic, Fantastical, Well-written Television.
Dealers: Joss Whedon (Evil Murderer of Various Awesome People), Steven Moffatt (Gleeful Murderer of The Undefeatable Rory Williams), Mark Gatiss (Terrifying Murderer of Nice, Safe, Lighthearted sketch comedy)
Drug of Choice B: Films. All Films. Old films, New films, B&W Films, Colour Films, Funny Films, Hilarious Films.
Dealers: Joss Whedon (Dude can multitask like a mother...), Andrew Stanton (responsible for my excessive use of the word 'Dude'), Multiple Pythons (without whom I may have to deal with actual reality.)
Drug of Choice C: Glee. (Some drugs are just evil. They pull us in without realising it. First you just want to see if it's as bad as you think it will be. Then you feel a strange tingle inside. Next thing you know you're dancing around the house to Wake Me Up Before You Go Go and Cyber Stalking Darren Criss*. THIS IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM!)
Dealers: Ian Brennan
, Ryan Murphy. And Darren Criss. Definitely Darren Criss. I nearly got out. I thought I'd quit. Then he turns up and I go flying off the wagon.
*Brief Disclaimer: I'm not actually cyber stalking Darren Criss. Mostly because I don't have the attention span required to become an effective stalker. Which I think is a good thing...