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Jennifer Palis
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Wife, mother, lover of all things sparkly.
Wife, mother, lover of all things sparkly.

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Take The Crown
I took the day off so that I could go down to the school for the girls' Halloween parties today. After taking them to school, Miles and I came home to have some breakfast. While I was cooking, he spotted my Royals hair bow on the table. "Mommy, what's dis?"...

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Bitch Stole My Look
I always said that I didn't want to be one of those people who buys clothes for their pets... until we got Helga, and immediately went to find her "the perfect Christmas dress". That was two years and many dog dresses ago. I love this damn dog like I love m...

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Shunned
Well, after 4 years of cohabitation, Marlee has finally noticed that Miles has an outie belly button. She - along with Mia, Chris, and myself - sports a classic innie belly button. Obviously, this is a problem, you guys... "If he has an outie, he can't be p...

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Chauffeur Needed
Let's say that on your way home from work last night, you're cruising along at your normal speed (below the speed limit). Other cars are passing by you as if you're going... 20 mph slower than the rest of traffic. Maybe you don't realize this until you're a...

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AugTember: A Tale of 2 Months
Holy hell the last two months have flown by! We've been so busy for the last eight weeks that I haven't updated the ole blog at all!  I don't know if I've ever gone two whole months before. I probably have, but for today let's pretend that I've never had a ...

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Sincere Apologies, DQ Cashier
CASHIER : So I have one pork tenderloin combo with mushrooms and one Flamethrower cheeseburger combo with mushrooms, is that right? ME : Yep! CASHIER : Ok, your total will be $16.08. Is this going to be for here or to go? ME : (while digging out my debit ca...

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Dial 1-900-Linden
{This post is brought to you by  Netflix . All words and opinions  are mine and do not directly reflect those of my sponsor.} Ugh... July has freaking flown by, right? It's definitely flown by - don't even question it! I'm serious, we've been so busy this m...

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Hello, Dearie
Today while talking to a coworker, she said "I wish I could be like that - you're just happy and laughing all of the time". .. and it almost killed me. I haven't been happy in about a month. Sure, I've been happy, but I've also been stressed, emotional, and...

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Hello, Dearie
Today while talking to a coworker, she said "I wish I could be like that - you're just happy and laughing all of the time". .. and it almost killed me. I haven't been happy in about a month. Sure, I've been happy, but I've also been stressed, emotional, and...
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