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Audrey Turner
Maker of Excellent Life Decisions
Maker of Excellent Life Decisions
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the good in goodbye
Well, I've told my friends, my family, my parents, and now my boss, so I guess the cat is out of the bag. I'm moving! To Sydney! :D (c) Joel Westworth I leave on September 1st, and I'll probably be there for... I'm not sure! That's all up to the Australian ...

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No Air Conditioning (and other life threatening problems)
I've been driving for the past month with little to no Air Conditioning in my car. It's not because I'm proving a point to live eco-friendly (I mean, I recycle, sometimes, but I don't go crazy), or driving a classic car (unless 2003 re-tooled Ford Focus are...

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Mary's Having a Baby!
In my quest to be the laziest blogger ever, I've taken extreme care to only mention once that my sister is pregnant with her first wee Hartbarger creature. And now that she's about 4 weeks from poppin' the ol' uterine sac (yeah!), I think it's time I mentio...

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Live Blog: Oprah's 20 Questions Every Woman Should Answer
I get Oprah. She knows her audience and she works her ass off to try to be a good person. I don't think that woman has slept since 1976. Journalist, writer, producer, philanthropist, actress, media mogul with a Midas touch (except for that whole Million Lit...

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Something to Celebrate
Yesterday, Joel and I celebrated the day I lay sprawled out on Kristin's living room floor, drank an entire glass of rum and proceeded to spill my heart, drop all my cards, and admit that I liked him and only him and asked him to be my internet boyfriend. H...

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Fiction Thursday: That's good. That's ok.
12, 13, 14, 15. 16. I have 16 left. That's one more than half. I have one more, and then I've only taken half since Wednesday. That's good. That's ok. I'll have this last one and then I'll save the rest. I don't need to take them all the time. They don't wo...

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9 Years Later, or Life Finds a Way
I went on a re-set password quest this morning that led me down the black hole of the email account I used while I was in college. I haven't logged in to check email there for about 5 years, so I've mostly forgotten about any content it held. Ugh, that was ...

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Fiction Thursday: Pedals
credit: Joel Westworth The heat waves roll before me as I make my way down the
crowded sidewalk. I’m not usually out and about at this time of day. I reach
around the back of my head and pull my long hair to one side, twisting it so it
won’t blanket my neck...
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