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A pregnant woman wants her child to have very good manners. Every night while she's going to bed she rubs her stomach and says, "Be kind, be kind."
Nine months comes and goes and she doesn't have the baby. She refuses to have doctors look at her because it is against her believes. She dies at the age of 70 and still hasn't given birth. The mystery is solved when doctors inspect her. Inside of her womb they find two little men saying to each other "No brother, after you."
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Ha ha ha very good this
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I am the black child of a white father, a wingless bird, flying even to the clouds of heaven.

I give birth to tears of mourning in pupils that meet me, even though there is no cause for grief, and at once on my birth I am dissolved into air.

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Looking at my face, I'm no more than six.
Look at the rest of me and I'm 21.
You'll see my twin and me in Las Vegas.
Say my name and you'd be uttering a threat.

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A man asked his girlfriend for a newspaper and she replied, "Don't be silly, just use my iPad."

At first he was hesitant, but the fly never saw it coming.
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A man is with his wife on his deathbed. He leans towards her, "Honey, I have one last wish. After I die, marry Joe."

She replies, "I thought you hated Joe?"

He looks her deeply in the eyes and with his last breath says, "I do."
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The longest sentence in the English language. *sigh*😳
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Four jolly men sat down to play, they played all night until the break of day.
They played for cash and not for fun, with a separate score for every one.
When it came time to square accounts, they all made quite fair amounts.
Not one lost and all gained.

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Why can't get the answer? I tap the link & all I get is more riddles.
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What happens when a blue boat crashes into a red ship?

All passengers are marooned.
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When the day after tomorrow is yesterday, today will be as far from Wednesday as today was from Wednesday when the day before yesterday was tomorrow. What is tomorrow?

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Okay.. WHAT now??? 
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A container that takes no keys,
but a golden delight lies within me.

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My first two are male, and my first three female.
My first four save them both, and my whole is a female of the same sort.

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I do not eat food. But I do enjoy a light meal everyday.

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