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Something I got on email.. LOL
Filipino "paraprosdokians?"

1.) "I'm only human nature."

2.) "First and for all. "

3.) "All of a suddenly..."

4.) "That's what I'm talking about it!"

5.) "Thanks and advanced!"

6.) "Forget it about it! What are friends are for?"

7.) "It's as brand as new!"

8.) "Keep that bear in mind."

9.) "When it rains, it's four."

10.) "Every cloud has a silver lightning."

11.) "Grab the bull by the balls!"

12.) "Dont just do something! stand there!"

13.) "My answers have been prayered!"

14.) "You're barking at the wrong dog."

15.) "That's the way the cookie jars."

16.) "Lets give them a big hand of applause!"

17.) "Well well well, look do we have here."

18.) "Hi I'm Bhoy. what's yours?"

19.) "The sky is the langit."

20.) "Hello? for a while...please hang yourself...My boss is out of town. Would you like to wait?"

21.) "And where do you think you are off to running to?"

22.) "Why won't you cut me some slacks?"

23.) "How dare you are!"

24.) " What’s your next class before this?"

25.) "The idea crossed at the back of my mind."

26.) "Are you joking my leg?"

27.) "It's a blessing in the sky."

28.) " I always go there sometimes."

PARAPROSDOKIANS
Here is the definition:
"Figure of speech in which the latter part of a sentence or phrase is
surprising or unexpected; frequently used in a humorous situation."

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#freeseanschmidt or things can get ugly.....
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