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Belle de Neige
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Chalet Girl. Up mountain, bringing you illicit gossip and tales of extraordinary catastrophe, sex and squalor from the Alpine underbelly. belledeneige.blogspot.co.uk
Chalet Girl. Up mountain, bringing you illicit gossip and tales of extraordinary catastrophe, sex and squalor from the Alpine underbelly. belledeneige.blogspot.co.uk

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Cunts that ski in jeans
Nothing much doing on the good slopes of the Alps at the moment, if snow reports are to be believed. And if the snow reports are saying no snow, then there really must be fuck all, because usually, they lie through their teeth to stop poor unfortunate souls...

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The Chalet Bitch Cookbook
Ever invented a culinary short-cut the cleverness and depravity of which left you with the distinct suspicion that you may, in fact, be an evil genius? Like the time we were seized with mid-service horror, because we had forgotten to prepare anything remote...

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In the last 3rd of my 30th year, I have finally paid off my student loan, I own a pair of shoes that cost more than £100 and have no ski-related purpose, I use face cream, brush my hair regularly and cut off split ends. I hold down full time employment, I d...

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End of #ski #season blues? This should stop you slitting your wrists for at least 30 seconds: http://ow.ly/wd5Rz 
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Why don't bitches ride no more?
Excuse me, but what the fuck is this? Oh. I know. It's Vogue magazine peddling drivel on the subject of skiing. As if they have even a rhesus monkey's inkling in Higgs Bosun of what they're talking about. Allow me to speak for an entire section of snow-born...

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"The Art of Pineappling" ...another excerpt from me book...
Anyone who's ever worked in a chalet and experienced 'shopping day' ...this is for you... "...When I said the Irksome One cannot cook, I made the undersatatement of the century. Not only can she not cook, but she has no concept either of the value of things...

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Yea it fucking is.
it's powder time! :-)
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Hi All,

I have just written a brand spanking new novel and am self publishing. Any tips on making the most out of social media such as good ol' Google+ to help increase my readership?

Belle x 

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Hello there book lovers,

I have just finished writing my first novel and would love some feedback on it from the G+ community!

https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Belle_de_Neige_Belle_de_Neige?id=xFlYAgAAQBAJ

It's a scandalous glimpse into the truth about ‘luxury’ ski holidays and the essential bible for slumdog seasonnaires the Alps-over. "

Let me know what you think.
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