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Fernando Enrique Ziegler (zieglerfe)
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AARP
Location: At Home * Felicia asked Fernando to register her to an AARP event * Felicia [to Fernando ]:   " Oh, it is outside the loop. That is so far away. " Fernando: " You already sound like you belong to the AARP. " * Felicia laughs * Felicia :   " Well, ...
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When You Were In Third Grade
Location: At Home Aylen [to Felicia ]: " When you were in third grade, was Dad in third grade? " Felicia : " Second grade. " * Aylen and Senia stop, mouths drop, and begin to point and laugh *
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Pour Me A Cup Of Water
Location: At Home Senia [to Felicia ]: " Pour me a cup of water. " Felicia :   " Pour yourself some water. I am a little busy. " Senia [humming] : " It's a hard knock life... "
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Half As Tall
Location: At Home Aylen: " It's humiliating that the baby is half as tall as I am. "
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Alarm
Location:  Home * Senia  is playign with her iPad * Senia [to  Fernando ]:  " Dad, how many hours do I sleep a night? " Fernando [making up an answer]:  " I don't know, ten? " Senia :  " Ten? And how many minutes? " Fernando:  " Ten? " Senia :  " Also ten? ...
Location: Home *Senia is playign with her iPad* Senia [to Fernando]: "Dad, how many hours do I sleep a night?" Fernando [making up an answer]: "I don't know, ten?" Senia: "Ten? And how many minutes?" Fernando: "Ten?" Senia:...
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Age
Location: Home Senia [to Felicia ]: " You are thirty-six, right? " Felicia [half sleep] :   " Yes. " Senia : " So, when you think about being little, that feels like a thousand years ago, right? "
Location: Home Senia [to Felicia]: "You are thirty-six, right?" Felicia [half sleep]: "Yes." Senia: "So, when you think about being little, that feels like a thousand years ago, right?"
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Have him in circles
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Lauren Bacall
Location: At Home Felicia [to Aylen ]:   " Lauren Bacall died. " Aylen: " How terribly inconvenient for her. " Felicia :   " Do you watch ' Downton Abbey '? "
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Never Get Caught
Location: At Home Aylen [to Felicia ]: " So ___ never gets in trouble at school because that person is always mean when the teacher is not watching. " Felicia :   " So basically, they just never get caught. " Senia: " Oh, oh, oh! I can teach you how to ne...
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Classmate
Location: At Home Senia [to Felicia ]: " I can spell 'classmate' correctly because it has a bad word in it. " Felicia :   " Do what you need to do. "
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Wicked (Aylen's TL;DR Version)
Location: At Home Felicia [to Aylen ]:   " Hey, Aylen. Do you want to read ' Wicked ?' " Aylen: " What is that? " Felicia :   " It's kind of like the tale of ' The Wizard of Oz ' but told from the witch's point of view. " Aylen: " Must be short: 'A house la...
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How Long Do I Get To Keep You?
Location: Home Senia [to Felicia ]: " So, how long do I get to keep you? I mean... [Senia whispers] ... when are you going to die? "
Location: Home Senia [to Felicia]: "So, how long do I get to keep you? I mean... [Senia whispers] ... when are you going to die?"
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Bag Full Of Diapers
Location: Home Senia: " What is that? " Felicia :   " A diaper bag that _____ gave me. " Senia: " A bag for diapers? Do you have to carry it every where you go once the baby is born? " Felicia :   " Yes. " Senia [laughing hysterically]: " You have to carr...
Location: Home Senia: "What is that?" Felicia: "A diaper bag that _______ gave me." Senia: "A bag for diapers? Do you have to carry it every where you go once the baby is born?" Felicia: "Yes." Senia [laughing hysterically]...
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Please call Stella.  Ask her to bring these things with her from the store:  Six spoons of fresh snow peas, five thick slabs of blue cheese, and maybe a snack for her brother Bob.  We also need a small plastic snake and a big toy frog for the kids.  She can scoop these things into three red bags, and we will go meet her Wednesday at the train station.
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