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Fernando Enrique Ziegler (zieglerfe)
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Butt Lock
Location: At Home Senia [to Felicia ]: " Mom. What is a butt lock? " Felicia :   " I don't know. That sounds terrifying. " * Senia points to the word in the book * Felicia :   " That says buttock . "
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Felixcia
Location: At Home Senia: " Dad, how do you spell Mom's name? " Fernando: " What? You should kno... nevermind. F-E-L-I-X-C-I-A. " Senia : " X-C-I-A? " Fernando: " Yes,as in Felix. The X is silent. Like all those -eaux words. Geaux. Thibodeaux. " Senia : " Ah...
Location: At Home Senia: "Dad, how do you spell Mom's name?" Fernando: "What? You should kno... nevermind. F-E-L-I-X-C-I-A." Senia: "X-C-I-A?" Fernando: "Yes,as in Felix. The X is silent. Like all those -eaux words. Geaux...
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Going To Hell
Location: At Home Adult to [ Felicia ]: " Hey, I need to talk to you about Senia. " Felicia :   " What did she do? " Adult : " Her? Nothing. Of course. It was the other kids. " Felicia :   " Oh. What happened? " Adult : " Well, I found her crying because so...
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Babies Are Expensive
Location: At Home Aylen [to Felicia ]: " Having babies is expensive. I mean, how much have we spent on ice cream [Felicia's pregnancy craving] already? "
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Cheese Butt
Location: At Home Juarez: " Cheese butt, cheese butt, everybody cheese butt ." * Felicia looks at Juarez questionably * Aylen [to Felicia ]: " I think he means 'clean up'. " * Felicia looks at Senia questionably *
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A Gift For Juarez
Location: FUNdamentally Toys Aylen [to Felicia ]: " Mom, can I have all my money? I am going to buy Juarez the new Magnatiles for his birthday. " Felicia :   " Are you sure? They are almost a hundred dollars. He will be just as happy with a ninety-nine cent...
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Orthodontics Christmas
Location: At Home * Senia changes clothes from school, puts on a bright red dress with the words "Merry Christmas" in the front * Fernando: " Your shirt... you may want to change it. " Senia [to Fernando ]: " I am still celebrating Christmas. What is orthod...
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Cheesebutting
Location: At Home Felicia [to Senia ]:   " What are you doing downstairs? " Senia: " Cheesebutting! " * laughs * Felicia :   " I knew it was you! "
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Maternity Pants
Location: At Home * Aylen seeing Felicia struggle putting on maternity pants * Aylen : " Are you suuuuuure those are maternity pants? "
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Roly Poly
Location: At Home * overheard * Senia : " Well, this roly poly is the sumo wrestler . "
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Taste In Music
Location: At Home Senia [to Aylen ]: " Aylen, what are you listening to? " Aylen : " The best of Ennio Morricone ." Senia : " I like Juarez's taste in music better... " * pauses * Senia : "... He likes Party Rock Anthem . "
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Amazing Childhood
Location: At Home Felicia [to Senia ]:   " My job is to make sure that you have an amazing childhood. " Senia: " Ya! That's becuase you don't want us babbling your secrets. "
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