Funniest achievement I've seen to date

A brony came into my store today. If there hadnt been other customers, I would've said "We don't serve your kind here." and kicked him out. Filth.

I feel like a ball of shit playing DD for my drunk friends until like four last night, gotta go work now. Goddamn

So, apparently 20 ft was a tiny bit longer extension cord than I needed. Luckily, I can now listen to my tv through headphones....from my kitchen. 

Clone Troopers must get really good hazard pay. If I just watched a scowling guy in a black cloak with two lightsabers grab a TIE fighter out of the sky, crumple it into a ball, and then hurl it into another TIE fighter while screaming Juno and cursing Vader, my first instinct would NOT be to fire inaccurately at him.

My good friend +Sydney Benson  made me this Coat of Arms and I think it's just about perfect.

I'm unhappy with the amount of male nudity in this anime. Put some got-dang pants on, anime boy

Jake givin' you some encouragement today.