I have volunteered, out of the goodness of my heart, to take over Murdoch's empire. Because I would look fabulous in a rolls royce... Thus far, they haven't gotten back to me; but I'm sure they'll see the logic in it eventually...
How we laughed here when we (a bunch of UK SW engineers who aren't allowed within 10 miles of a customer) were forced to do a stupid online Foreign Corrupt Practices Act course. Pity James Murdoch didn't do it, eh?
As phone hacking scandal leaves News Corp open to prosecution, James Murdoch looks less likely to inherit empire