Kansan by birth, Californian by choice, Jayhawk by the grace of God.
Once-aspiring professional golfer. Inability to break par (or 80 very often) resulted in resorting to Plan B: Real Estate. Tiring of it after about 25+ years, I decided to become a professional surfer. Since I can't stay on a board more than about 5 seconds, this forced me to move on to Plan C: Content Marketing. So now I work at SmartDraw and when I'm not blogging or waxing poetically, I'm probably hacking shots around a golf course.
I wish I'd been born hairy, fat and European so I'd feel comforable wearing a Speedo at the beach.