there is one guy no driver license and drived car and police stopped him and ask license for him.Because he no license,police arrested him for 15 days,he very angry,and after he come out,he passed exam and got driver license. Three days later, he drived and was stopped by police again.Below is their talk:
Police: hi guy, show me your license!
Guy: hi guy, show me your license(the license is for police checking drivers as law)
Police:ok.(police showed his license to guy)
Guy: oh no,take off your glasses!
Guy: shit, in your license no glasses, you must take off glasses and let me check if it is you!
Police: oh shit, ok, I take off my glasses.
Guy: oh shit, it is not so similar, it is you?
Police: oh shit, yes it is me!
Guy: hmmm, I need to find some lab to check if it is you!
Police no way, shit, then he called his partner and said:
my partner has license also.
Guy took his partner license and said: hmm, his is ok
Now police angry and want to take the car's key away, but guy stopped and said: shit, why take key away, show me the law when you checking the car, there is any item in the law allows you to take key away?
Police: oh no
Guy: oh shit, since no law says that, why you take key away?
Police no way, and can not take key away.
Finally, the guy took out his license slowly and give to police
Police angry: oh shit, you just got the license three days ago?
Guy: shit yes, but I have license, you will arrest me?
Police: shit nooo, gooooo
Guy: shit, I want to fuck you!