Captain Will cannot be described briefly.
Who's that crazy guy in an Hawaiian shirt, listening to Buffett, talking like a pirate, and watching way too many cartoons? Why, it's Captain Will! Hurray!
Ordained Minister. Pirate Captain. KG4UZJ. Dudeist Priest. Jedi Knight. Tea Drinker. Pontifex Spatium. Keeper of the Tri-Balled Monkey. Seeker of Wisdom. Distinguished Gentleman. Services gladly rendered for good tea, good pie, or good karma.