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A few months ago, while I was lying in bed plotting against my enemies and devising new methods of ruining them, I got a message from a Kamiti inmate saying that he was called Chris Brown, a 36-year-old Briton working with an NGO in Mandera, who owned several plots of land and was interested in a relationship with me that would lead to marriage, and that he got my number from Safaricom Social Links Services. What is Safaricom Social Links Services? That was creative.
I texted back asking Chris Brown, "Oh, where have you been all my life, Mr. Brown?! In prison?"
And our relationship begun there and then. We opened up to each other and told each other about ourselves.
"My interests are losing interest and vomiting blood. What are you into?" I remember asking him. He told me that he was into fishing and golfing and overseeing his various projects that were worth millions of shillings. I gathered that he was very rich and it would be very wise of me to ensure the relationship led to marriage.
We also told each other our deepest secrets.
"I have Syphilis. No one else knows this apart from the people I've infected, and now you," I remember confiding in him.
He said it was okay, and that he loved me the way I was and he would take care of me and take me to his doctor friend at MP Shah Hospital. I told him I was thankful and happy.
We were in love. Madly. Jealously. Irrevocably.
About one and a half hours into the relationship, Chris Brown sent me a distress message. He said he was stranded at a remote location and his car had stalled, so could I please send him some money and he would refund me as soon as he got to town? I panicked.
"Where EXACTLY are you? I can send someone there to pick you and fix your car."
Since he was considerate, he said I needed not to go into all that trouble, and that sending money was easier and faster.
He made sense.
I asked how much he needed. He said, "7k will be enough for now my love." He then texted me a phone number and asked me to send the money through that number.
"Whose number is that?"
"It is my other number. Send now."
"Why do you have two numbers?"
"One is for business and the other one is personal. Please send now."
"So that one is personal?"
"Yes it is my personal line. Please send the money my love."
"So you want to marry me yet you are using your business line to communicate with me?"
"It's not like that honey. Send the money I will explain later."
"Oh, I know! You have other women, isn't that so? You are cheating on me?"
"Baby please send the money we will talk when I get to town. I love you."
"YOU DON'T LOVE ME! YOU HAVE BROKEN MY HEART CHRIS BROWN!"
"Please send the cash it's getting late."
"I have broken up with you. Don't text me anymore, you cheat. Go ask your other women to send you the money."
A few long, emotional texts later, our relationship ended on a sour note. I didn't want it to end that way, but Chris Brown was obviously a player.
This morning, I got another similar message from a Kamiti inmate. The name is different, the age is different, the location is different and the nationality is different, but the number is the very same. Clearly, Chris Brown has never gotten over me.
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what a sad reputation in African on Kenyans...even the worse ones thinks we are worse..LOL
Don't be corrupt like Kenyans who must give 'something' to get anything. Robert Mugabe
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