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Jodee Rose (JRose)
I'll rock your world, old man!
I'll rock your world, old man!

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Forget Mensez, Here's Period Pocket!
If you have not seen this innovative new product, Mensez **, let me introduce you to it. Dr Daniel Dopps, Kansas Chiropractor, is marketing a new way to control the ickiness of menstruation... literally gluing the labia shut so your period doesn't leak out....

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Cheeseblarg 2017 - Valentine Cards with a Conscience
What better way to say I love you than with the gift of social justice? Or political anger? I give you Cheeseblarg's 2017 Valentines. This is what democracy looks like! This is what a Valentine looks like! buy at Zazzle  or RedBubble Let your loved one know...

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11 out of 22 aka The Second Grand Canyon Incident
I got 11 of my 22 things done before I turned 40 (exactly a month ago as of writing this). I'm calling that a success, though I am still working on most of the rest. I've decided that goats and llamas don't need the stress of me hugging them, but if I come ...

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How Do You Spoon?
As the person who, for the last 20+ years has been in charge of my mother's computer fixing/helping/education, I take issue with this image that I'm sure we've all come across on Facebook: It seems to make a good point, but  I taught my mom to copy and past...

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I Ain't Afraid of No Reboots!
This post has no spoilers unless you think drawings of myself and characters from the movies are spoilers, then there are spoilers, but no details of the plot of the movie itself. So, if you've been paying attention for any amount of time, you should know t...

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Why I am a careful and cautious driver.
I think most people can relate to this, but when you're wearing plus-sized jeans and you're poor, it hits home even harder. Every time I watch a medical drama where they are cutting people's clothes off, I gasp in horror and consider only wearing sweatpants...

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The Melancholy Princess (Part 5)
We're at the end of our story. If you're just joining us, it only makes sense to start at the beginning. (Part One) (Part Two) (Part Three) (Part Four) The Melancholy Princess (Part 5- The End) “Hello again.” “Ivan,” she said, surprised by the man standing ...

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The Melancholy Princess (Part 4)
Continuing the story of a very lonely princess- please go read the first three parts because it is unbearably silly to start a story in the middle. (Part One) (Part Two) (Part Three) Don't forget to share the story, comment, and shower me with love. It migh...

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The Melancholy Princess (Part 3)
Part three of five of my illustrated fairy tale. Read the first part here ( Part one ) and the second part here ( part two ). We'll wait. The Melancholy Princess (Part Three) They talked for a long time, about being a princess and being a wolf. They shared ...

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