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William Johnson
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Attended Seneca East High School
Lives in Clyde OH
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I'm thinking this is a dead mobo or dead processor. No beep codes with ram removed.

But, I'm curious. Choke 1,3, and 4. Sooooo, if there's a choke, should I be looking for a primer bulb, or a carb, nuclear control rods, or something??? Lol
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That sums up most religions quite nicely.
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Total bill is $27.18 for using .09 worth of natural gas. I'm in the wrong business.
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Ah, the magic of government granted monopolies.
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(smashing my head against the desk) OMG. There are days when you just ask yourself..WHY?

A short while ago I received an email from a VIP from a Large Local Nonprofit organzation. Basically, this person was asking if we do work with/for non-profits, and such? How long we had been in business? If we had references cause he had never heard of us. He only heard about us because one of their employees gave them one of our card.

And hear I thought, in the 10 years we have been in business, with more than 1/3 of our business clients are NON PROFITS, most whom are partner agencies of this particular Nonprofit, that we would have built up some Name Recognition by now.

NOPE. Guess Not.

Maybe our volunteer work with this organization, or their partner agencies? We put in well over 100 hours each per year.

Nope. Never heard of you.

Not even the fact that we host one of your students as an extern for a week to see if that student was ready for employment?

Still dont know you.

hmm. I know. Money. Money talks. Let see. We donated $5,000 to your organzation last year. Maybe, Now you might have hear of us.

Nope. Sorry. never heard of you.
(smashing my head against the desk)


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Remember! We are having sale of Gift Certificates.

Buy a $30 gift certificate for just $20!
Buy a $60 gift certificate for just $40!
The offer end 4-30-2016!

Money raised will be used for two purposes. 1.) to repair the tranmission in the Primary Vehicle for both Computer Garage Location. 2.) to pay for the renovation at the Computer Garage Monroeville location that James Jamie Shaw will be running.

Get your gift certificates now, because 5-1-2015, the price going up!
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(Tapping foot) Another one bite the dust!
Checkered Flag, Bellevue. Closed up shop this month. That's three in 6 months. Again, I say we are are killing the competition. :)


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Pay for something on Friday the 13th, and we'll take 13% off. Scary huh. You know whats ever scarier -- watching us do math to figure out your 13% discount.

Its the Friday the 13th Sale! only on Friday the 13th
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Cause we do not have cable, sometimes we missed some really funny stuff. Like Carpool Karaoke with Iggy Azalea. One of the very few hip hop artists i like.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu9bHK4b6j8
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AT THE BAR

Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him
straight in the eye and says, "Listen here, good looking. I will screw anybody, anytime,

anywhere, their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up,sitting down, naked or with clothes on... It doesn't matter to me. I just love it."



His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding... I'm in Government too.
Are you federal or state?"
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Just to remind everyone, today is a nation holiday. It national 'Give June a hug (or cash, giftcards, checks, anything she likes) day' cause its her birthday. Love you Hunny +June Johnson
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Joke Joke Joke. Blonde Fishing Joke

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.
A Game Warden comes up behind them, taps them on the shoulder and says,

“Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”

“We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde.

“Well, if you’re going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden.

“But officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines
and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.

“Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden. “Take all the debris you want.

And with that, he left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.

“What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the other two. “Doesn’t he know that there are steelhead trout in this river?”

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Education
  • Seneca East High School
    General, 1988 - 1989
  • Bradford School
    Accounting, 1991 - 1992
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Old Married Geek with Children. Motto: If you are good at something, never do it for free.
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As a business owner, I an shocked and stunned to see what little our current education system truly teaches our children today. Very few graduate high school with the skills and tools necessary to successfully find and maintain employment.
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Business Owner, Computer Repair,
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Computer Repairs and Upgrades, Virus Removal, Laser Printer Repairs, Backup Systems, more
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  • Computer Garage
    Owner, 2006 - present
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202 E McPherson Hwy Suite A Clyde OH 43410
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