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For the old school gamers -- I have a Halo Custom Edition Game server running that is capable of holding another 14 player.

download www.dejubi.com/halo.exe

install and do the multiplayer, Direct IP 74.143.146.142:2302
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Its going to be another slow boring saturday at work. One computer is almost done, the other need a new hard drive. and I have to call one client and present our findings.

Yup, either I need some chat friends todays, or I'll watch some science on YouTube.
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My favorite YouTube guy is TNT Amusements. They refurbish old arcade games and pinball machines. They usually puts out two to three videos a week.
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+ANGEL BABY My ears are ringing after that rant. LOL
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+William Johnson good woman
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Jokes Jokes Jokes

This has been FACT Checked !!

Trump has announced that he has all the necessary materials to build the wall along the Mexican border.

You should have known this.

When Trump won the election, 60 million Democrats shit a brick....
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Jokes Jokes Jokes. I laughed alittle too hard for this one.
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A girl is about to tie the knot, and is watching her mother bake biscuits in the kitchen. "Mom?" she asks, "How do you keep Dad so happy after all these years of marriage?" The mother promptly throws a wad of biscuit dough on the floor, hikes up her dress, squats down, picking the dough up with her snatch. "Practice this and when you can do it, I'll guarantee that your man will be satisfied for the rest of his life," said her mother. So the girl practiced and practiced until her wedding night. While her anxious husband waited for her in the bed, she emerged wearing a sexy negligee, carrying a can of biscuit dough. She opened the can, threw the dough on the floor, lifted her negligee, and squatted over the dough. Expecting to only pick up the biscuit she had a very unexpected episode of gas, which made a thunderous growling sound. Her husband, startled, jumped from the bed and backed away. "What's wrong honey?" she asked. He replied, "Damn, woman!" as he stepped further away. "If that thing barks like that for a biscuit, I sure as hell don't want to throw any meat at it!" 
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For all those people who have Friend Finder account(s), we received word this morning that the Friend Finder Network was compromised. They are stating that no credit card information was stolen; Just user name, password, and email addresses.

So if you have account(s) on the various Friend Finder sites (and you know who you are), best to sign in and at least change your password.

Just a reminder for all the cheaters: the Anonymous Group did this to the Ashley Madison site then a month later published the list. Just saying.
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Just had the local "National Federation of Independent Business" extortion agent visit. 1.) you are going to walk in unannounced and start your 'demonstration', then 2) you are going to 'ask' me for a 'membership fee' (extortion).

Hope the Windows dont get smash or the place burned down. She looked extreme upset when I told her to leave.
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The crap you see on the book of faces
This x-ray shows the case of an unfortunate woman who happened to have a snake crawl into her vagina, slither through the fallopian tube, and out oast...
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Dear Lottery Gods:

Please allow me to win the jackpot tonight. Our furnace is acting up again and it will probably take $75 Million to fix it. LOL
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I dont get it. I asked my wife what she wanted for Christmas. In all the years she has never given me a straight answer. This year was no different. But this year I got her exactly what she asked for! She said, and I quote "You know I like unicorns. Get me a unicorn or something."

I dont get why is she is so pissed. Hell, if she dont want it, I might keep it for myself.
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LMAO
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OMG. kids now adays.

When I was your age, my friends and I passed the time playing D&D

D&D?

Dungeons and Dragons.

I've heard of that. What console did you play it on?

The original gaming console.

PlayStation? Xbox?

Older.

Nintendo? Sega?

Older.

(puzzled looks) Atari?

Older.

(confused expressions) What gaming console was before Atari?

The Original and Still the Best Gaming Console ever!

(11 yr old folds his arm and huffs in frustration) If it is the 'beeeest' Gaming console ever, I'd made my mom buy it for me already.

facepalm You already own it! You just dont use it.


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I am illness from long time ago. please pray to God for me. God bless all of you.

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for all my friends on here that have shoe fetishes. LOL
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Business Owner, Computer Repair,
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Computer Repairs and Upgrades, Virus Removal, Laser Printer Repairs, Backup Systems, more
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  • Computer Garage
    Owner, 2006 - present
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Clyde OH
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567-855-1274
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284 Ott Street, Clyde OH 43410
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567.855.1274
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122 S Main Street, Clyde OH 43410
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Managing Partner of Computer Garage, IT Professional, A Conserviative Liberal, and one half of a Swinging Married Couple. Live & Enjoy Life!
Introduction
As a business owner, I am shocked and stunned to see what little our current education system truly teaches our children today. Very few graduate high school with the skills and tools necessary to successful.  Sure they graduate knowing algebra, and biology, and other advanced skills, but can't balance a checkbook or manage money, can't do their basic taxes, can't do simple household repairs or change a tire.  Most can't prepare meals.  The education system is creating drones not innovator that we truly need.
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  • Seneca East High School
    General, 1988 - 1989
  • Bradford School
    Accounting, 1991 - 1992
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