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Work work work work, working on my s.....
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And if it offends you, clearly you cant take a joke.

Subject: HANDICAPPED PARKING

Today I had to go to the mall. As I approached the entrance, I noticed a driver looking for a parking space.

I flagged the driver and pointed out a handicap parking space that was open and available.

The driver looked puzzled, rolled down her window and said, "I'm not handicapped!”

Well, as you can imagine, my face was red! "Oh, I'm sorry," I said. "I saw your Hillary bumper sticker, and I just assumed that you suffered from some sort of mental disorder.”

She gave me the finger and screamed some nasty names at me.

Boy! Some people don't appreciate it when you're just trying to help them out!
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Just a thought.  Hillary cant be President.  She has already served two terms as President.  LOL
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Ok.  Look.  Im human.  I make mistakes.  I miss things on occasion too.  Its not often, but it happens.  So, as I remind every client who walks out the door, if something not right with your computer when you get it home, call us right away. We are more the willing to come to you and check it out at no additional cost.

That being said, dont wait three months to bring the computer back to the shop and claim it did not work right when you got it home.  Remember, Im a computer technician.  I can read the computers' history and see that you have used it with no problems until last week. 

Dont worry, I wont mention what you did last week to screw up your computer.  And it is still $65 to fix your computer.
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we are human and mistakes can happen several times, its our human habit we are not computer, so please don't bother.
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words of wisdom:

Chocolate comes from cocoa which is a tree...
that makes it a plant which means... chocolate is Salad!!!

+June Johnson for you, but remember: too much 'Salad' is not good for you
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People - I can not stress enough how important it is to keep all our anti-viruses up to date.  Even the manual one you have to do.

I mean really.  I would have thought sometime in the past 11 years, someone would have updated Malwarebytes.
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That just explains everything.








Wonder how many people will believe this is real.
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Damn you autocorrect!  Local man post up 'Cement Fishing Tools'

http://sandusky.craigslist.org/hvo/4968128727.html
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I like the idea of the new Star Trek series.
All Great Empires fall! This new series, if it gets started, will complete the the cycle. The decline of the Mighty Federation.

You can read the full detail here http://trekmovie.com/2011/04/16/exclusive-details-excerpts-from-star-trek-federation-series-proposal/

Just my thoughts.  Drop the Kirk name.  I get why they want to use the name.  In this new series, the name is the only tie-in I see to the past.  But I think the series can stand on its own without the name KIRK.  Afterall, you still have all the major species as players, so I dont think a you will need a 'descendent of' to make it work. Star Trek is also know by: Vulcan, Klingon, Kardassin, Ferangi.  I think the Kirk name can be dropped.
 
Rumors of another Star Trek series?
This year marks ten years since Star Trek: Enterprise went off the air, and ever since, fans have been wondering when a new Star Trek series would come back to television. Sure, the J.J. Abrams movies have been successful, but the Trek movies always seemed like something extra, the icing on the cake for Trekkers, but not the cake itself. The cake is Star Trek as a regular, ongoing television series. And with the franchises' 50th Anniversary next ...
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They have my vote. Really would like that story line for the federation. 
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Sad.  I have been robbed.  Open this on and give the first one to my wife +June Johnson.  Perfect as expected.

Then this!  How the hell did that make it past quality control?
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proof that the education system is evil.  Look at the double pentagrams on the bus.  LOL

Just kidding, but I have never seen pentagrams on a bus before.
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Some of the most Brilliant minds in the world never graduated College. I did, but not in my chosen field.
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As a business owner, I an shocked and stunned to see what little our current education system truly teaches our children today. Very few graduate high school with the skills and tools necessary to successfully find and maintain employment.
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    General, 1988 - 1989
  • Bradford School
    Accounting, 1991 - 1992
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