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Yaaay, Adam fucking Savage agrees with me that the rebooted Kents are kind-of dicks - suck on that, one guy at IO9 who didn't (not on a Charlie Jane article, though - I think it was a Rob Bricken one).

Also, with Cracked.com that it's kinda out of character for Superman to cause, like, a hundred thousand collateral deaths for the sake of a fist fight. Yudaman, Adamz.

Where's that Falcon vs. Enterprise video Anders & Co. made? I'd like to see it. Totally agree that the universes are utterly different - like, for example, Star Wars is a libertarian wet dream, as many underdog movies are, whereas Trek is a perfectly egalitarian dream world, which means they contain wildly different aesops. Love both of them though.

Also-also, one day I'll be in SD for one of those Tested get-togethers... the dream lives.

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I just now realized you guys all have TV-tropes open in a window at all times. My guess is at least two of you also edit it.

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Trevor Slattery? What? I love that one - mostly because it's funny though; Kingsley is a fucking riot in that part.

Other than that, I struggle to remember a movie plot twist that I did like. I mean, there have probably been some but, at least to me, the twist just isn't a very memorable storytelling mechanism in itself.

Also, apparently they couldn't get a real fight coordinator for Twilight - even in those highlights (presumably) that looks like one shitty fight scene. 'Course, if I was a guy who actually knew how to do that, I wouldn't work on that series either (I notice they also seem to have lacked in the dialogue manager, cinematrographer, special- and visual effects, production design, set design and story departments, not to mention having a director who can somehow squeeze the worst possible performances out of even the few legitimate actors they did rope in to it).

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Is it just coincidence that pretty much all of these women only do chick flicks - or, as I've taken to think of them, chicksploitation films (shitty female role models at 12 dollars a pop)?

Seriously, other than Michelle #1, are Jolie and Bullock the only ones who (mostly) don't...?
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Shoulda probably watched this a few days ago - a friend of mine runs an awesome movie quiz on Facebook, and it had the "Midnight Run" lead actors question yesterday...

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You know I love you guys - but that sponsored opening was pathetic. 

What I've always liked about you and "product placement" (and what I prefer in generel with native marketing, which this basically is) is that when you promote stuff, it genuinely seems like you like it, and feel confindent that you can stand by your endorsement. 
This includes (though isn't limited to) going beyond issues of price and buyer benefits/promo codes, into the actual qualities of the thing itself, usefulness etc.

I realize that technically this filter bit seems to objectively fit that description (you might like it, and use it yourself, for all we know) but Will's delivery sounds like he's at gunpoint, and the whole bit just reeks of "well, they pay us for this so let's get it out of the way" - it just doesn't suit you. Especially knowing Will's style - he doesn't like to hold back if he thinks something is crap - you get the impression he's playing against type through gritted teeth with this one.

With native marketing I say: Make it your own - and if you can't it's probably because you don't feel you can stand by the product/service, and then you shouldn't be promoting it, even if they do pay you.

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I'm just now deciding that "furthermoredly" is in my all-time top ten of words.

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I would watch the SHIT out of that movie!

- also, and this is for the record, the Owen Wilson genre of chick flicks are literally like that. I'm not kidding, have you watched one of those? 90% of them are people doing what, to them, is everyday stuff, and to the audience is also everyday stuff! Like going for a trip, or seeing a couple of friends over dinner, or just fucking talking about nothing in particular - work, kids, the house, just... stuff.

You tell me following a dam inspector played by Steve Buscemi wouldn't be a hundred times more exciting than that - and than the remaining 10% where everyone we're supposed to root for realize they've been kind of a dick the whole time (which everyone with even just a handful of brain cells have been screaming at the screen since the opening credits), and everyone else get comeuppance in the form of slapstick accidents.

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Shia theBeef is just a creep and shouldn't be enabled, Chris Bale is not English, he's Welsh, and Brando was doing the opposite of method acting on "Apocalypse" (even refusing to learn his lines, to say nothing of losing a bit of his by-then enormous bulk, for the part).

Also, no ladies on there? Charlize? Ellen Barkin? Swinton? No?

None of which is to say this isn't a good list. Just a bit of commentary. And perhaps a motion for a list of female method actors.

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So, you just decided to skip "Django shoots miss Lara from what can only be described as her right side, yet she flies straight backwards", then...? Well, there is a lot to sin in this movie...
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