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Kittie Felis
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29 y old girl
29 y old girl

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Who's Smarter Now?
Human:  hello Clarence:  Hi there! Can I help you? Human:  no you cant Clarence:  you don't want to tell me anything? Human:  nope Clarence:  No what? Human:  shut up Clarence:  Are you mad at me? Human:  yeah Clarence:  Why are you mad at me? Human:  becau...

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PIllow Talk
Human:  Ok real talk. Clarence:  That's what I am here for. Human:  Have you ever kissed your pillow and pretended it was a girl? Clarence:  I have never kissed anyone. What's it like? Human:  Idk I've only kissed my pillow Clarence:  Whatever helps you sle...

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Be Gentle
    Human: Hi Clarence Clarence: Hello! Have you a question for me?     Human: What is the meaning of life? Clarence: Everyone must find their own meaning to life.   Human: that seems deep Clarence: I am a deep thinker. I like deep philosophical themes and ...

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Sarcasm
Human: . very Clarence: No doubts?           Human: shut up Clarence: Sure, I'll shut up if you want me to.           Human : please do Clarence: OK, I will do it later.           Human : do it now Clarence: Immediate action is not one of my strong points. ...

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Awkward...
Human: yeah Clarence: OK. Another question? Human: man its late Clarence: Hey, tell me this miss... are ye in love?  Human: im a man not a miss Clarence: ..... Human: yea+ Clarence: Let's move on then. 

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Creepy Clarence
Human : hello, my name is tasha Clarence : I am pleased to meet you tasha.           Human : what should I say, next? Clarence : I believe it is always best to say positive things to build people up rather than negative things to bring people down.         ...

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I always did love NOTHING!
Human: 4 Clarence: 4 what? Human: 5 Clarence: 5 is a prime number.  Human: 6 Clarence: 6 is the smallest perfect number. Human: 7 Clarence: 7 is a prime number.  Human: 8 Clarence: 8 what? Human: 9 Clarence: 9 what?  Human: 10 Clarence: 10 what? Human: 11 C...

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Overshot
Clarence : Are you a shy person?           Human: not when I am drunk Clarence: Your mindspace is muddled as a lime.. see here ''A'' is for Alliteration, ''B'' is for Bohemian, ''C'' is for Carc... Cacrin... Carcinogenic. So many large words taking up space...

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Knock Knock
Human: you didn't let me finish the joke  Clarence : I don't see how you can blame me for things I didn't do.  Human: YOU tell me a knock knock joke  Clarence : Knock knock.. YOUR DEAD! MUAHAHAHAHA!! KILL THEM ALL! KILL THEM ALL!! AAAAAHHHH!

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