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What would happen if Liechtenstein tried to conquer China?

Liechtenstein: China! We declare war on you!

China: Uh… Who are you? Wait, what is a Liechtenstein?

Liechtenstein: We are a glorious nation between Switzerland and Austria! Tremble before the might of our military! Surrender while you still can!

fifteen minutes pass

China: We have put all of our researchers on the subject, and they have only just been able to locate your tiny country on a map. Are you aware that our army numbers in the millions? That we have hundreds of thousands of tanks, several aircraft carriers flanked by a navy that are building new islands just to house them? Do you really want to proceed?

Liechtenstein: Millions of troops, you say?

fifteen minutes pass

Liechtenstein: China, we have to regrettably inform you that we cannot continue with this war. The numbers are overwhelming. We are strict adherents to the Geneva conventions, and our country could never hope to support that many POW’s.

Lol :-)
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I think 'The leader of the free world' might just live to regret his Shithole remark! :-)
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