There Once was a man from Nantucket,
who kept all of his cash in a Bucket,
His daughter, named Nan,
ran away with a man,
and as for the can, Nan-tucket!
Pa followed the pair to Pawtucket,
Nan & the man with the bucket,
Pa said to the Man: You're Welcome to Nan!"
but as for the bucket, Pa-tucket!
- Four Dogs No Yard *EMSparamedic, present