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Ben Patrick Johnson
Voice-over actor, typist, human rights bleeding heart
Voice-over actor, typist, human rights bleeding heart

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"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together...." - Carl Zwanig

Check this -- I'm on jury duty right now, downtown at Los Angeles Superior Court. They are kind enough to provide free wi-fi but a lot of sites are blocked, including both Facebook and Twitter. Google, and Google+? Noooo problem -- wide open highway. LOLz

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"There is nothing to writing. All you do is sit down at a typewriter and open a vein. " - Red Smith

"The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work." - Sean Boileau

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Hey Fox News. You set the rules for your Iowa debate, and now you won't follow them. You are shunning GOP candidate Fred Karger, who has met your qualifications, but is openly gay and supports marriage equality. Well, we "the gay" aren't going to sit by quietly. Here's our petition!

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Me selling you GLEE 3D. WOOT WOOT!
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When I was a teenager, I got these intense 1 or 2 day crushes. Now that I'm in my 40s, crushes last more like an hour or two. ADHD?

So let me see if I've got this right: In the Bible, the parts about creation, miracles & gays are literal. But when the Bible says to give your stuff away, THAT is a metaphor.
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