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Stephen Pratt
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"Don't!!!" no longer works, and hasn't for a long time. But I keep it around anyway as a reminder of my personal failures. Because...why not?
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Ahhh, remembering the good old days, when a car swerving all over the road meant the driver was intoxicated.
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Confusing headline of the day: "Deport buttock death accused, says judge" - BBC

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"The Princess Bride" still makes me smile.
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The saddest thing about the state of commercial air flight: It makes us forget how incredibly cool airplanes are.
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Versus

New Mexico: Hang up a wet towel and two hours later I have a dry towel.
Kentucky: Hang up a wet towel and two days later I have a damp towel.
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Do not vacuum your toes. It hurts.
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Quote of the day: “Humans always lose more history than they ever possess.”
-Kanishk.
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[Opens up Facebook]
[Sees a list of people I may know, but never do.]
[Selects "See fewer posts like this."]

[Repeat every time I open up Facebook.]

Works about as well as the “close door” button on the elevator.

#TheIllusionOfChoice
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