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caroline allen
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I tell jokes. I have a dog.
I tell jokes. I have a dog.

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"I didn't want to have grandma hands because no one would love me. No one would love me if I had grandma hands!
I felt that way too when my friends treated me like a freak for things like...eating tuna salad for lunch. Who will love me if I don't exclusively eat chicken fingers!?!?! When they laughed at me in fourth grade because I started getting boobs. WHO WILL LOVE ME IF I HAVE BOOBS?!?!?!?!"

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Live for Love
I want to posit something to all the boys and girls, women and men out there. I want you to consider that perhaps existence has been presented to you in one particular way, and because of this, your subconscious and conscious life's goal has been to meet a ...

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Housekeeping
Just to get everyone up to date. I'm back in Georgia. But why? WHY go back to the south? Well, despite what you  may have heard, I was actually born here in the south, not too far from Georgia, actually, Hickory, North Carolina, and it feels right, lying on...

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Water Safety
Bodhi...and Keanu . Life comes in waves. The good and the bad. And it never stops. That's important. I learned that a woman's emotions are like a wave from John Gray, PhD, in his New York Times Bestseller Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus . I was lyin...

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Cookies: From the Unpublished Archives
I wrote this blog on my second day of trying to vacation in Georgia in September, after I sold my car to the guy that towed me back to Chicago when I broke down in Indiana. On the second day of my vacation, I took a cab, a Lyft if you will, to pick up my re...

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Return of the Timeline: 2009-2013, When I Lived in Georgia, The Beginning....part II.
If you were to ask my father which series he prefers of the first two Star Treks, between The Original Series and The Next Generation, having seen all of them, he would choose TNG. If you were to ask me, having seen MOST of TNG and a good portion of The Ori...

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"Sure, I like repeating that I have a master’s degree, especially when people ask if I can do things like, “hold this.” I can toss in a good multi-cultural factoid when the conversation turns to travel and world view. Heck, I can give you relationship advice as I’ve spent a gooooooood looooooooooong time analyzing my past relationships and doing my damnedest to see the whole picture, but I certainly can’t take my own advice, and I wouldn’t bet on my answer with a quiz team, and I’ve rarely relished in my own innumerable memories."

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From the Untitled Archives
I found this post the other day and realized I'd never actually put it out there...or maybe I put parts of it out there, or a different version or something, but, reading over it, I liked it, and wanted to share. I'm currently working on another time-line p...

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Return of the Timeline: 2009-2013, When I Lived in Georgia, The Beginning
In the spring of 2009, after the exciting election of Barack Obama as President of the United States, my boyfriend decided he want to move to Georgia to manage a restaurant and winery for some of his family members. I have always been desperate for adventur...
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