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Orion Blastar
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Attends Jackie Chan's School of how to read/write/speak English very good
Lives in St Losers, Misery
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In his circles
374 people
Have him in circles
58 people
Rod Johnson's profile photo
George Baleta's profile photo
Michael Crawford's profile photo
Людмила Арсеньева's profile photo
Qurtaba Multan's profile photo
Thomas Hard's profile photo
Micha'el  Anagennáō Ethnos's profile photo
fbitapes.com's profile photo
Revelation Two witnesses's profile photo
Work
Occupation
Space Pirate Ninja Time Traveller and Internet Comedian, Ex-Troll, Civil Rights Activist, Batshit Insane Mentally Ill Patient trying to get healthier and saner
Skills
Programming, writing, physics, science, comic books, fiction, science fiction, data mining, engineering, technology
Employment
  • God
    Quality Control, present
    Troublemaker
  • The US Department of Defiance
    Laser Operator, 2005 - present
    Advanced Laser Pointer Devices for the DoD (Department of Defiance) for use in the SDI (Space Defiance Intuitive) and weapon arming of Drone, Warrior, Paladin, and Predator class robot remote controlled vehicles for use in Defiance projects.
  • The Time travelling Space Pirate Ninjas
    Admiral, 4069 - present
  • Neo-Swashbucklers
    Space Pirate Ninja Time Traveller and Internet Comedian, Ex-Troll, Civil Rights Activist, Batshit Insane Mentally Ill Patient trying to get healthier and saner, present
  • The most corrupt companies of them all that treated me like dirt and a third class citizen and every idea and program I designed for them they stole credit for it and then threw me away like a used tissue for getting sick on the job or earning too much of a salary
    Something they scrapped off their shoe, 1997 - 2003
  • Ignorant Motherfuckers
    Software Engineer, 1997 - 2002
  • Reserved Judgement
    Programmer Analyst, 2027 - 2030
    Medical tray tracking devices that somehow got changed into neurochips that would be implanted into the brains of the mentally ill and criminals. A shell corporation of MegaGlobalSoft who bought out a lot of companies during the 2017 depression.
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Currently
St Losers, Misery
Previously
The Far Future - So many I cannot recall them all
Story
Tagline
A great space pirate ninja from the future
Education
  • Jackie Chan's School of how to read/write/speak English very good
    present
  • Harvard University
    Computer Science, 1986 - 1992
  • Massachusetts Institute of Technology
    Physics, 1992 - 1998
  • URMOM
    Thuggonomics
  • Professor Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters
    Psionics, 1980 - 1986
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Gender
Male
Other names
Blastard, Idiot, Retard, Moron, Crazy, Insane, Batshit Insane, Captain Annoying, they guy everyone stalks trolls harasses and abuses in some way so they can project their issues onto me via psychology projection which is how I got those other names