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Stuart West
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Home Invasion!
Our home has been taken over . It's full of intruders, strangers, and people who don't have my best interests at heart. The bathroom's being redone. This means: I can't shower; I can't urinate; I can't wash my face or hands. I smell like Ernest Borgnine's u...

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The six million dollar dog!
That's my boy! A very expensive boy! Recently, Zak blew out his knee. Irreparably damaged. One extremely costly operation later, he's home. Drugged out of his furry mind and stuck in the Cone of Shame. The vet tells us Zak needs six months of recovery time....

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Welcome to my recurring (bathroom) nightmare!
Okay, armchair psychiatrists, get ready to an a lyze! There I am, usually either at high school or Burger King (two places I haven't set foot inside of in decades, so make of that what you will). I'm heading for the public bathroom. When I open the door... ...

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Orange is the new Hate
Okay, okay, I'm sick of politics, too. Especially this new world order that makes no sense whatsoever. Two weeks in , let's look at Trump's major accomplishments : l ow-income families can no longer afford to buy houses. The Trump immigration ban? Makes sou...

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The Enigma Tree by Guest Horror Author Catherine Cavendish
Willows play an enigmatic, multiple role in folklore –
sometimes inspirational, sometimes a force to be reckoned with, appeased, fed
and/or revered. The graceful weeping willow, with its gently swaying fronds of
leaves graces many a riverbank.   In my novel...

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I Sweat Violently
I kinda want to write a novel with that title. A noiresque effort: "As the dame with legs longer than an antelope on steroids swayed by my table, sweat rolled off me in buckets. Not the kind of sweat most men experience either. I mean full-on, messy, swampy...

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Poor, poor oppressed, angry, white guys...
Okay, elephant in the room time, I'm an angry white guy, too. But for different reasons than what's becoming vogue, particularly in the states. Recently, I saw a video clip about the horrendous beating of a mentally challenged white guy that the black abuse...

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