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Check out this awesome song by wYtze Ramnut. Yes it is spelled wYtze. Its a beautiful acoustic song, you must hear it. 
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I have recently moved to a boarding school in India.....that blocks tumblr...
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Thank you so much Dan, I thought I was totally alone. My parents think I am insane, seriously insane. They want me tested. I do that exact thing. I don't really have anyone to talk to.
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Lay on a tile floor. Trust me. I'm southern
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Loved the video babe :P 
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So, I was with my boyfriend's family, it was early morning and we are sitting about the house in our pj's. His mother walks into the living room and says, "Let's go to church," now I'm an atheist (I had to mention, you've known me for about 10 seconds so..) so I'm not familiar with the Church going process, experience, extravaganza, whatever you may call it. We all head to Church, a Catholic Church (no idea if that makes a difference or not) his mom gives me a candle to light and we go inside. The inside of the Church is simple, lots of pictures of dead/dying Jesus, in the church you are supposed to light a candle and say a prayer. After I light it and pretend to pray, Jo (my boyfriend) begins to explain the mural on the wall. "Thats Joseph to the left, and an Angel to the right, and thats Mary on top." And without thinking, in this small church where everyone could hear me I said "Marys' always on top" ;) (innuendo intended) Everyone turns to look at me, Jo busts out laughing, the iyas stop sweeping, his family stares, I bet even the cows wondering the streets outside stopped at what I had said. The church is silent spare my boyfriends laughter, and my chances of ever being liked by his family slowly dying. 
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Once, I was about to out to meet my boyfriend, and my mom went from completely calm to screaming, "DO NOT HAVE SEX WITHOUT A CONDOM!!!"
I was 15..
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You are so pretty. 
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Insane Plastic :3
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