Hey Jeremy, you used far too many words in the letter - some of them even had 3 or more syllables - this is most likely why you've not had a reply. Try less, I would suggest you cut it to 2 single syllable words. You pick which ones.
While I normally laugh in face of fear and tweak the nose of terror nothing could prepare me for the Dracula Experience. I was gripped in bowel watering fear throughout. Bring spare trousers if you're planning to visit.