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Monti Karus
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An update on this hipster's movements in the next few months:
- Blazing Swan for Easter Weekend (the Western Australian version of Burning Man in which I'll be gifting rocking improvised musick)
- Recording a live album myself to sell on the street and give to my online listeners.
- Approximately a month in Freo and Perth, Western Australia
- Leave for Bulgaria Mid May to attend a Rainbow Gathering with the girls of @kaalmusic who I found busking in Chambery, France. I'll learn some balkanese musicality while I'm there.
- Then I'm onto Germany and Denmark from early July to mid September
- Finally I'll Land in my home away from home, Ireland

Any Questions?
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Playing Good Fellas Cafe in Margaret River tonight from 7.30pm. Pizza and a pint for $20. Book: 9757 3184 #goodfellascafe #livemusic
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I opened the open mic at Settlers in Margaret River last night. Thanks Claire Warnock for posting this great snapshot of 'Me and the Devil'.
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I've got my certified hipster breakfast here. Seeing as it is the hip thing to take pictures of your food especially if it is a hipster meal. Except I haven't yet got a selfie stick (aka Hipster Fail) to show that it is authentically my breakfast, and that it is indeed I that is consuming it.

Besides this, let's just presume that this IS my breakfast and I DID eat it this morning. Hipster excuses... jees.

Well, I've got my local hipster free range eggs, which are cooked just right without the eggs being runny, and mushrooms and my local farmer's market bought hipster tomatoes and guess what? You guessed it, it's gluten free because I did the hipster thing and left out the bread!

Beside this, it wouldn't be a certified hipster breakfast if it wasn't cooked in a hipster town like Margaret River and guess what else?

I've covered the entire dish with a hipster super food. Dulce flakes.

So I'm making the hipster improvements to my life and being a true hipster in the best hipster fashion I can be.

I was a hippy, and now I'm a hipster - and I'm reaping all the wonderful benefits that go with it. (well technically I was an extremely dark, anarchist hippy/ verging on crusty punk, but as long as I clean my dreads with coconut oil (organic!) I'll be able to turn by crusty punkedness into hipster certification!)

There's just one problem with this meal that everybody missed and unfortunately I'm going to tell you and let all your hipster bubbles down. Here it is.

I used coles brand pre-sliced mushrooms and coles brand packet lemon juice and coles brand uber processed the fuck out of salt. I also cooked it in a teflon pan which was made of the very un-hipster substance ALUMINIUM! (Sounds like ILLUMINATI but one thousand times worse!)

Well, this is a hipster fail in the unwritten Bible de la Hipster...

But you can't say that I didn't try.

Bu bow.
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All these hipster coffee alternatives make it easy to stop drinking so much coffee. Beetroot, chai and tumeric.. Next there'll be a Kale latte or a devil-dare-not-say Dulce latte. We live in the hipster revolution and this comprises of the wonderful revelation of how many superfoods one can put inside a hot beverage and still call it a 'latte'.
Holy shit where dost one draw the line? Where is the bible de la hipster? For when dost we not call it 'soup'?
Or have I mentioned the death word like the villain of Harry Potter.
Yes folks, I'm drinking hipster fucking lattes (and I'm paying for it).
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http://buff.ly/2nRdekc - Article on Finding Equilibrium #righteousness #holiness #balance
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A picture gift from a young listener at my gig last night at Good Fellas in Margaret River. Same set again next Fri, 7:30ish. Join me.
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