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Seth Cohen
Attended University of Maryland School of Pharmacy
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I needed a laugh. This gave me one. Enjoy!
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I saw this in a recent Android commercial. I'm so happy +Jody Ross posted the source video.
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What would you do...I'd walk up stairs pass them...Their just harlemless cats...If you shouted "BOO" they all be running...#smh! #lol  
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It's like Clockwork Orange, but without the happy ending...
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Any words I have to better describe this are just unspeakable. Unspeakably cute.
Because there exists no method known to man, more terribly suited to expose the cosmic meaninglessness of existence than pairing the words of H.P. Lovecraft with seemingly delightful and charming...
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These are a few of my favorite things.
 
My opinion on 23 important issues, including: sandwiches, my favorite TV show, go-to chef's knife and bow ties.

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Sir Terry Pratchett.  Rest in Peace.
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Been there, done that, had wood for sheep...
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I heard this a long time ago on Prarie Home Companion and I'm glad to see that YouTube has it available.
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As soon as I heard "Bitch stole her sandwich" I knew +Bea Brodsky needed to know about this....
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It was the most shocking part of the movie.
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Too smart for jury duty

“In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street.”
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Google wants to give me a custom URL that's plus.google.com/sethcohen plus a few characters.  If they were kind enough to give me sethaaroncohen as my gmail.com address, why can't I have that as my custom URL?  This isn't rocket surgery.
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My wife +Karen Cohen and I are raising four kids right now, three of whom were born within a minute of each other. They're cute and dangerously intelligent.
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  • University of Maryland School of Pharmacy
    Pharmacy, 1995 - 1999
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