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Best movie in half a century at least. They all deserve awards, even Zod.
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Took Leo to get fitted for a brandy cask but forgot my wallet. (-21°C not accounting for windchill, 2.9 km walk.)
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Twice upon a time? I’m never happy with a regeneration.
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King's horses and all the King's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again.

What in this nursery rhyme makes people so sure that Humpty Dumpty is a giant egg?
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I knew Fox couldn't be trusted with "A Christmas Story." They're f*cking ruining it. I just imagine a meeting somewhere-
Programming Executive 1: Well, we got the rights, but even though it's the very definition of kitsch, I'm afraid it's not going to be kitschy enough. We need it to pop.
Programming Executive 2: Ooh-jazz hands!
Programming Executive 1: I like where you're going with this...
Programming Executive 2: And we can hire the people who ruined the live action "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" to add musical numbers!
Programming Executive 1: ... and then we can get John Waters to play Santa...
Programming Executive 2: Woah, whoah- settle down, Satan.
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Well, shit...
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Conspiracy Theory: Ajit Pal was appointed for the sole purpose of making someone-anyone-less popular than Donald Trump himself.
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Nice, Atlas!
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