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Jason Hoffman
Works at Institute for Transportation Studies at Iowa State University
Attended Iowa State University
Lives in Des Moines, IA
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...and Galileo has NEVER been in this car.
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Strange ennui experience: listening to "Tune In" internet radio app on the 'droid during a rain storm, heard three bursts of static VERY remeniscent of the kind you'd hear coincident with a lightening bolt on FM radio.
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BURY THE BOTTLE, MAMA!  But that makes sense.
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+LinkedIn customer service is completely worthless and annoying.  If you ever get a spam connection request, click on the "contact LinkedIn customer service" link at the bottom.  It will take you to a searchable FAQ page with a no-drop cursor property on the "Contact us" tab link.
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My first German 419 scam came today...

Hallo,

Mein Name ist Angela Mesiter. Ich bin die einzige Tochter des verstorbenen Herrn und Frau GabrielMesiter.
Mein Vater war ein herausragender Öl- und Gasunternehmer in Westafrika, bevor er im Jahr 2014 starb er hatte auch umfangreiche Investitionen in Immobilien, die landwirtschaftlichen und Bankensektor. Meine Mutter zusammen mit meinen Geschwistern in einem schrecklichen Autounfall zusammen Yamoussoukro ausdrückliche Weise starb, als ich gerade 9 Jahre alt und seitdem mein Vater hat mich so besonders wie sein einziges Kind / Erbin.

Ich betete, bevor Sie sich an Sie und ich glaubte, dass Sie der rechtmäßige Person, um mich aus meiner schrecklichen Situation zu helfen. Bitte Ich brauche deine Hilfe, um mein Geld geerbt 7,5 Mio. US-Dollar, um Ihr Land für Investitionsvorhaben unter die Pflege und Richtlinie zu übertragen, während ich meine Ausbildung in Ihrem Land nach der Übertragung fortzusetzen.

Es ist mein Wunsch, zu kommen, um Ihr Land weiter zu meiner Ausbildung, während Sie investieren und meiner ererbten Geld zu verwalten. Bitte Ich bin ein Waisenkind und ich brauche Ihre Hilfe, um mein Geld geerbt, um Ihr Land zu übertragen. Ich werde auch brauchen Ihre Hilfe, um einen schönen Schule für mich in Ihrem Land, wo ich meine Ausbildung fortsetzen zu sichern.

Ich bin bereit, Ihnen als Entschädigung für Ihre Mühe / Eingang nach der erfolgreichen Übertragung meiner ererbten Geld auf Ihr angegebenes Konto bieten 20% der Gesamtsumme. Sobald ich Ihre Antwort erhalten geben Sie Ihr Interesse, mich zu unterstützen, um das Geld, um Ihr Land zu übertragen, werde ich alle notwendigen Informationen, die Sie benötigen, um in Richtung der Überweisung auf Ihr Konto gehen Sie wie ich glaube, dass diese Transaktion hätte geschlossen werden Ihnen innerhalb von wenigen Tagen werden Sie Ihr Interesse, mir zu helfen zu bedeuten.

In Erwartung, von Ihnen zu hören, dringend.

Vielen Dank und Gott segne Sie.
Mit Freundlichen Grüßen,
Angela Mesiter.
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Tell her I'll do it for 15%, and she just needs to add me to her account, then I'll be able to transfer it from there to the investment companies.
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http://www.vocabulary.com/articles/chooseyourwords/nauseated-nauseous/
What I find funniest is that they talk about misusing words making "word nerds" feel nauseated, then they go on to use "career" as a verb where they probably mean "careen."
If you’re nauseated you’re about to throw up, if you’re nauseous, you’re a toxic funk and you’re going to make someone else puke. These words are used interchangeably so often that it makes word nerds feel nauseated!
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WARNING! This is totally not a Dog treat. It contains dark cocoa.
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So yummy!
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My wife's birthday was yesterday.  "American Paw-thic" by Grant Woof.
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Yes, happy belated birthday to her.
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Would it discourage future attention-seeking gunmen if congress were to posthumously rename Vester Flanagan something like "Tinypenis Unimportantman" and mandate that all media refer to him as such going forward?
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And make a Public Service Announcement shown instead of the state of the union address where all the ones caught alive are paraded with their new names, and pictures of dead ones plastered for an hour.
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Ah, fall.  Class is in session and the good ol' Daily is back at it.  You know what else are faux-pas? Spelling "faux-pas" f-o-p-a-s, cutting TO the cake (unless you're the video editor, but that usually takes place after the wedding) and telling a bridesmade she looks "dashing."  You might as well compliment her bro-stache.
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And the soft science and liberal arts people wonder why the hard science people make fun of them..and why they can't get a job with that degree.
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I pulled out the "Beetlejuice" dvd tonight and as I watched it I just kept thinking "Damn, that's Spock's mom."
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What Trump is really about.
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"I am Leo, slayer of the Hawking book. Beware, ye literatti, for I hunt in the dark of night."
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