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Ted Timmons
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Almost 100% human. Cats and motorcycles and tattoos.
Almost 100% human. Cats and motorcycles and tattoos.

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blogged. also note there's a "freethought motorcycle club". basically WL 20 years ago.

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blog.

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obv blog

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I got access to AWS Lambda. Here's my first project.

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The mormon church has generally downplayed Joseph Smith's likely polygamy, despite the rumors and weak evidence. Now:

"most of Smith's wives were between 20 and 40 years old. One of them, however, was a 14-year-old girl who was the daughter of Smith's close friends"

"The information will be surprising to many Latter-day Saints who either didn't know or were encouraged to dismiss speculation as anti-Mormon propaganda, Mauss said."

http://www.oregonlive.com/today/index.ssf/2014/10/mormon_church_founder_joseph_s.html

Here's a good list of possible wives, with the level of research/confidence for each one.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Joseph_Smith's_wives

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zomg. some other great stories, like the "shower shitting".

 "Our toilet broke so I was in shopping for new ones and the sales person joked (no doubt for the millionth time) that I'll want one that automatically puts the seat down after I'm finished with it. I ‘joked’ back and said if I didn't have a wife I could save money and not buy one with a seat and I'd never have to hear women complaining about putting it down again. To which he gave me a strange look and said “but what about when you need to poop?”. I naturally pointed out that I'm a guy and therefore don't put the seat down, I sit on the rim of the bowl. Several embarrassing moments later, I realize that I've misunderstood my entire life and that guys do indeed use the toilet seat. I left empty handed and red faced."

http://www.dailydot.com/lol/redditors-bathroom-horror-stories/

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