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Floyd Jacquette
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Going hard!
 
Bahaha, I can't breeve!

#nomercy   #crossedup   #yallgonnalearntoday  
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Read for free: Tim Cook told a US Senate hearing on Apple's tax arrangements: "We pay all the taxes we owe, every dollar." Yet the Apple chief executive struggled to explain the tortuously complex set of Irish subsidiaries that leaves the company paying only about 2 per cent of tax on foreign earnings. http://on.ft.com/10lFE2h

What effect, if any, is this having on Apple's image?
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business, when he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breath away. "I may look like just an ordinary man," he said to her, but in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit $200 million."

Impressed, the woman obtained his business card and three days later, she became his stepmother.
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Doctor to patient: “I have bad news and worse news.”

Patient: “So let’s have it.”

Doctor: “The bad news is that you only have 24 hours to live.”

Patient: “I can’t imagine what could be worse than that!”

Doctor: “I forgot to tell you yesterday.”
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Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. 
Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot." 
The nuns agreed that this would be fine. They returned to the car. 
As they were pouring the gasoline into the tank, a man drove by, stopped his car, and said, "Oh sister, if only I had your faith."
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There are lots of music videos out there, but I like this emerging artist with a message.  Check it out.
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They are not doing themselves any favors by requiring the upgrade to the BES 10.
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Word for the day...Dead Giveaway!
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In her column, Ask Marilyn, Marilyn vos Savant gave an interesting perspective on contentment. One reader wrote in about a unique experiment she had conducted after being dissatisfied that her neighbor’s yard looked better than her own. She did what few have done and walked next door to look back at her own grass. When she stood in her neighbor’s yard, the grass in her own yard now looked greener than theirs so she asked, “Why does this occur?”

Marilyn replied, “The grass looks greener on the other side of the fence because you’re not close enough to see the dirt.” Most of the time, things look better for others simply because we can’t see their dirt.

Source: Parade, September 14, 2003
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There's this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said,"If I hear one more person confess to adultery, I'll quit!" 

Well, everyone liked him, so they came up with a code word. Someone who had committed adultery would say they had "fallen." 

This seemed to satisfy the old priest and things went well, until the priest died at a ripe old age. About a week after the new priest arrived, he visited the mayor of the town and seemed very concerned. 

The priest said, "You have to do something about the sidewalks in town. When people come into the confessional, they keep talking about having fallen." 

The mayor started to laugh, realizing that no one had told the new priest about the code word. 

Before the mayor could explain, the priest shook an accusing finger at the mayor and said, "I don't know what you're laughing about, your wife fell three times this week."
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IT Manager for a social service agency.
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    IT Manager, present
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Many voices shout at us, but the one that speaks the truth is calm and soft. Seek the truth in the Word of God.

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