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Z MissBeGotten
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Have you ever looked at someone and thought "If I had your brain, I would shut it down and rent out the space"?
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Look, if you can't laugh at yourself it just makes more work for me.
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Why do we feel safe under blankets? It's not like a murderer will come in thinking "I'm gonna ki..- ahh damn! He's under a blanket."
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Swearing: because sometimes "golly gee" and "meany" just don't cut it.
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The next person who says, "It's not the heat, its' the humidity" will learn that it's not my fist, but the impact.
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It’s always so embarrassing when you are having a conversation in your head and you realize you are making faces that go along with the silent conversation.
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Airplanes have now banned tweezers? I think anyone who can hijack a plane with tweezers deserves the plane.
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There are some places in the world where even I’m considered normal. I don’t want to visit any of them.
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When someone asks,"Do I look fat?" the correct response is, "Do I look stupid?"
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It's not even 10 o'clock and I've already used up all my "give a crap" for the day.
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When I pose a hypothetical question, it means that I've done something extremely stupid and got myself into big trouble and am trying to get ideas on how to get out of the situation without admitting that I'm in that situation.
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Do you ever just look at someone and "Why?" is the only thing you can come up with?
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Have her in circles
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Auckland
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NZ - Wellington - Christchurch - Timaru - Hawera - Stratford
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I am the of kind chick that when my feet hit the floor each morning the devil says "Oh Crap, She's Up!"
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