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Jon Gorrono
Works at the pleasure of the robot overlords
Attended to it all in therapy
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beavers are such assholes.
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I'll avoid the obligatory pun attempt and just agree. But all otters are beavers to me :)
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Proof D&D led to Roman takeover of Egypt... I think it was the DM
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Sounds legit
Zorp the Surveyor is the 28 foot tall lizard-god savior of the cult known as the Reasonabilists that took over Pawnee, Indiana in the 1970s. Zorp was predicted to come down to earth and end all human existence by melting off everyone's faces with his "volcano mouth".
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I'll give odds of 2:1 that he gets charged with something
 
"Hi, I am a real Microsoft employee. May I have a certificate?"
h/t +Martti Kühne
A Finnish IT professional was able to obtain an HTTPS certificate for Windows Live simply by asking for it.
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"Here's a suggestion: if you're a Congressional Representative whose job it is to regulate all sorts of important things, and you state in a hearing "I don't know anything about this stuff" before spouting off on your crazy opinions about how something must be done... maybe, just maybe educate yourself before confirming to the world that you're ignorant of the very thing you're regulating."

... not 'maybe, just maybe'... no joking... do it or you are a demagogue.

https://www.techdirt.com/articles/20150327/07312030462/congressional-rep-john-carter-discovers-encryption-worries-it-may-one-day-be-used-computers-to-protect-your-data.shtml
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Proof D&D led to Roman takeover of Egypt... I think it was the DM
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10 year old book. Still looks like some relevance in there, despite the Sybase references :)
 
(Giveaway Of The Week) The Database Hacker's Handbook: Defending Database Servers (a $50 value) FREE for a limited time! http://thn.li/okzi
Learn how to identify vulnerabilities, how attacks are carried out, and how to stop the carnage.
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I write code, Java, PERL, various shells and other scripts. I like taking pictures of abandoned structures, go figure. Sometimes ride a BMWGS1100, sometimes not.
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stopped here once and loved it. friendly peeps and the sushi pizza is amazeballs
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Shakes are too expensive and they mix them right in the waxed paper cups that they are served in. Anything scraped off is your bonus fiber for the day.
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