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Terrifyingly hilarious design flaw with the Minion 3-in-1 Body Wash for kids

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  There’s really not much to say except that millions of kids whose parents bought them the Minion 3-in-1 Body Wash just might experience this. I know nothing of the 3D computer-animated family-friendly film, but Universal Pictures,may want to consider doing a horror version. Photo by Ash Warner on Twitter.
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Defense lawyers in Baltimore are examining nearly 2,000 cases in which the police secretly used powerful cellphone tracking devices, and they plan to ask judges to throw out “a large number” of criminal convictions as a result.
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All this example shows, you cheap-ass-tea drinking fisted sock, is that white people have not come under systemic, persistent, targeted bullshit.... and you know that. That is what people mean by 'privilege'.   You'll continue to deny that you gain from it, cuz you're a arrogant swath of green cloth in the shape of a colon pining for pork, and you're jealous of the attention paid to others' ills. Enjoy your Zimmerman tea-party
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The foo.bar exercises...

Google's little-known recruiting bot fascinates me. It activates when a user's Google search pattern indicates they might be a talented software engineer.

However, the automated recruiting strategy brought to mind a certain other bot waiting for new recruits in the ruins of a Montecassino abbey. :-)
If Google sees that you're searching for specific programming terms, they'll ask you to apply for a job. It's wild. Here's how it works.
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show 'em how you do, Frump
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Auckland whale now swimming free after 7 hours beached http://b4in.org/jSYW

A Minke whale beached in Auckland harbour for seven hours is now swimming free and “heading in the right direction”.

The sea mammal, believed to be the same whale seen up an Auckland creek on Tuesday, was found beached about 7am on Wednesday on Pt Chevalier beach near central Auckland.

The whale was spotted swimming beside near the Riverhead Tavern near Auckland on Tuesday.

Initially believed to have been a Bryde’s whale, it was later formally identified as a Minke.

About 2.30pm the whale managed to re-float itself and was swimming freely, Department of Conservation (DOC) spokesman Nick Hirst said

“The whale is floating, it’s off the ground. It’s swimming and it’s making good speed.

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I write code, Java, PERL, various shells and other scripts. I like taking pictures of abandoned structures, go figure. Sometimes ride a BMWGS1100, sometimes not.
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Shakes are too expensive and they mix them right in the waxed paper cups that they are served in. Anything scraped off is your bonus fiber for the day.
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