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Shamatae Jackson
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Angry Ukrainian and Russian Vodka Go on Strike to Protest Russian Spammers
Angry Ukrainian and Russian Vodka Go on Strike to Protest Russian Spammers In an underrepresented show of solidarity, Ukrainian and Russian vodka protest the "out of control" spammers and hacking, targeting innocent Blogger and Web Sites. "We're sick and ti...
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Another Elusive Suspect Surfaces in the Atlanta Public School Cheating Scandal
As teachers and administrators are pressured to talk regarding involvement in The Atlanta Public School Cheating Scandal , more elusive suspects are named. Along with "The Apoplectic Pencil," another character has been blamed for the cheating scandal. This ...
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Atlanta Relieved as Winter Storm Pax Downgraded to a Messy Wet Fart
The severe winter storm "Pax," which has been threatening Atlanta and the surrounding metro area with an arsenal of sleet, freezing rain, snow, and a general bad attitude, has been downgraded. Seasoned scientist and expert meteorologists at the National Wea...
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US Sochi Winter Olympic Athletes Forced to Turn-in Gold Metals
US Sochi Winter Olympic Athletes Forced to Turn-in Gold Metals The winter games are going exceptionally well for "Team US."  Maybe too good! Upon their return from Sochi, all US Athletes from the 2014 Winter Olympics will be required to turn-in their gold m...
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Local Bible Study Group Makes Historical Discoveries
Local Bible Study Group Makes Historical Discoveries  "Jumping Rope for Jesus," the name of a local Bible study group, have been meeting for years but never thought they, themselves, would making history. "Our Sunday and Wednesday study sessions are very se...
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Quick-Thinking Hero Saves Opening Ceremony at Sochi
Quick thinking saved the 2014 Winter Olympic Opening Ceremony in Sochi.  When ring #5 failed to light up, local electrician Igor Strabinskayakornova made a critical decision: enjoy his "Dunkin Donut's Chocolate Frosted Donut with Sprinkles" or use the baked...
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Super Bowls Expected to Capture an Historic Rise in Snack Foods
Today, Super Bowls across the country are expected to capture an historic amount of snack foods, beer, and cheap wine, during the NFL XLVIII game.  Joe Slewkowski, the head of the plumber's union Local 181, is concerned that they may not have rolled enough ...
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Miracle Cup Provides Intuitive Insight about Coffee Drinker
Remember the "Magic Eight Ball"?  Neither do the hipsters at a local Seattle-based coffee shop, but that hasn't stopped a "Cup of Joe" from being intuitive.  It all started this past Sunday morning. Excusing his behavior on the fact that he hadn't had his f...
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Atlanta Public School Cheating Scandal Blamed on Rogue Pencils
Rare Picture of "The Apoplectic Pencil" The Atlanta Public Schools Cheating Scandal , which began in 2009, has taken an unlikely turn of events as accused teachers and administrators pin the blame on a bunch of rouge number three pencils, led by the notorio...
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The 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics Introduces Several Major Changes
Major Changes for the 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics The 2014 Sochi Winter Olympics are experiencing a departure from past traditions, events, and rules.  Many critics and observers are speculating that these changes are being imposed by Soviet-era-strong-armin...
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