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Riona O Connor
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Actor. Singer. Mother. Songwriter. Vlogger. Blogger. Eater.
Actor. Singer. Mother. Songwriter. Vlogger. Blogger. Eater.

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A Love Letter To My Breasts
When we started this love affair you left me exhausted, spent, ravished and ravaged.  Oh you made me sweat and pant, blush and glow.  I long for those endless days we spent on the couch, in bed, wrapped in blankets on the floor, ensconced in bliss and the p...
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My Hormonal Love Letter
When we started this love affair you left me exhausted, spent, ravished and ravaged.  Oh you made me sweat and pant, blush and glow.  I long for those endless days we spent on the couch, in bed, wrapped in blankets on the floor, ensconced in bliss and the p...
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Motherhood can be dull, and other funny anecdotes.
Yesterday I was so
terribly bored I ate four Cadburys cream eggs.  FOUR.   I love my life, I
love my husband, I love my baby, I love my family, I love my friends and I love
my fledgling down-in-the-trenches-with-the-other-new-mummy friendships.   But holy s...
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Life With Baby - Boob-gate & Comedowns
Two bottles of wine, three Jamesons and a shot of sambuca later, you’re home in bed dreaming of going to the toilet. You’re bursting, so in your dream, you get out of bed, walk down the hall to the toilet, open the door, pull down your knickers and sit on t...
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Two... Eh, One Week To Go...
38 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : Length of a leek, about 6.5 pounds How I'm Feeling : Loving being busy, the company of hubby and friends, all food as long as I don't have to cook and naps.  Naps are the best.   The Bitch Is Back.  Craaaaaaaaap.  That hormone
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3 Weeks To Go - Bushes and Joe Pesci
37 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : A bunch of swiss chard How I Feel : Really really normal but with swollen bits. My neighbour, who I’ve never met before is going to see my vagina tonight.  She’s a beauty therapist and I’ve decided the time has come to ‘trim th...
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5 Weeks To Go - Nipples & Nappies
35 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : Large honeydew melon (whatever that is) How I Feel : Manically calm…. Sitting naked in front of the mirror while applying make up can be a trying experience. I’ve got gel, powder and hair stuck to my boobs and I’m trying to av...
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6 Weeks To Go - Plumbing & Pregnancy Porn
34 Weeks Pregnant Baby Size : Large Melon How I Feel : PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!! Dignity. Ah, you were lovely while you lasted. You are but a distant memory. A longed for, dreamed of fantasy. I don’t walk anymore, I waddle. I don’t sit anymore, I straddle. I d...
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8 Week To Go - Bum Nuggets & Bedfordshire
32 Weeks Pregnant Baby size : pineapple How I feel : Yoyo like but rallying! Poo, shit, kaka, crap, bum nuggets, chocolate bananas, doodoo, faeces, turds, sewer trout. Whatever I decide to call it, I’m going to get close to it, embrace it, become immune to...
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9 Weeks To Go - Orgasms and Elephants
31 Weeks Pregnant Baby size : Coconut How I Feel : Liberated.  Excited.  Sore.    Orgasmic. Glorious. Sexual. Euphoria. These are words that have soothed and placated me this week.  Mothers have sought me out to help me and share stories about how labour is...
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