Hilarious. Reminds me of a book by the great American author who's name I temporarily forgot. He wrote about getting into trouble in school when teacher said if there's anything worth doing, it's worth doing well. He replied he could think of many things that are worth doing even if you can';t do them well. I'll pass on the name of the author if it comes to me. It was a trilogy of the West or something and one of his books was called "Naked Lunch".