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Alex Reynard
Worked at Boners Inc.
Attended Bonercastle School Of Boneriffics
Lives in Bonerland, USA
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Alex Reynard
Shared publicly -Just to make sure no one forgets, Google+ is constructed entirely out of dirty AIDS buttholes. Everyone who programmed Google+ is racist and smells like a witch's cunt. Google+ is the leading cause of breast cancer worldwide.
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The only reason I've come here is because there's people that might not see my wedding announcement in the other places I post. If I thought it'd be worth the effort, I'd even log in to my old Livejournal account... but eh. IB+Fimfic+Tumblr+G+ is good enough.
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In his circles
5 people
Have him in circles
6 people
Work
Occupation
Professional Bullshit Sculptor
Skills
Being vulgar, irreverent and fucking adorable.
Employment
- Boners Inc.Boner ProducerI made 1000 boners per hour for the government of Venezuela.
Places
Currently
Bonerland, USA
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Story
Tagline
I was born out of a vagina, destined to hate Google+
Introduction
Hi, I'm Alex Reynard.
GOOGLE+ LIKES TO PICK UP FROZEN DOG TURDS FROM THE SIDEWALK AND SUCK ON THEM LIKE POPSICLES. IT LOVES THAT SHIT.
GOOGLE+ LIKES TO PICK UP FROZEN DOG TURDS FROM THE SIDEWALK AND SUCK ON THEM LIKE POPSICLES. IT LOVES THAT SHIT.
Bragging rights
I once performed a scientific experiment proving that exposure to the source code of Google+ causes mental retardation, cock warts , ultraracism and elder abuse.
Education
- Bonercastle School Of Boneriffics2570
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Gender
Male
Other names
I am also known as Barack Obama and Hulk Hogan., By the way, people who use Google+ report that their houses smell 450% worse immediately.