Ted Cruz Supporter Ted Nugent...

"When Ted Nugent was 32 years old, he released the song "Jailbait." Here's a taste of the lyrics (written by him):

Well, I don't care if you're just 13
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean...
Jailbait you look fine, fine, fine...
It's quite alright, I asked your mama
Wait a minute, officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her, and I'll share her with you"

Oh, right, that's not funny...

Little gem from 1997 found in the garage... Currently undergoing a major re-write I understand.