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Hello no one, here's a thing I wrote for none of you to not read.
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"I fancy off her pants." (shudders) I don't envy you.
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They let an idiot do the singles again this week....
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Lovin' your work on the Gallagher single.. as the (REM fan?) critic says:- it IS very well-crafted... but it's so derivative..and derivative of it's own derivations! Weller's "Wild Wood" .. "High time" ... SAME first line...into Aztec Camera second Umpty-Pumpty Elbow /Hovis /Beatles /("Bread") /ad... Dad Rock..too nice
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This week's new singles, not sure I'm supposed to put stuff like this on here, but I have now. So shut up...
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This is genius, Gareth: '...not so much "kicking out the jams", as "rinsing out the old rhubarb chutney jars".'


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I'm Google Nonplussed.
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put "stars" either side of stuff to make it bold..i'm teaching you all i know here.
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I've watched this whilst smiling and clapping like a fucking loon 8 times now, it must be your turn...



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3 things: Aww, Mr chumley warner and JESUS LOOK AT HER BUM HUMPING CHOMPERS!
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It's been a while, but I'm back To watching this repeatedly, I may never stop... SPRINGSTEEN!
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I've donated.
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I'm not sure I like this being in my email, that is for grown up internet stuff, my bunker from all the silliness, boobs and kittens has been infiltrated. Now I shall never get anything done.

Also, hello.
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Waves Hello! Always liked your tweets. Made me laugh on a regular basis.
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